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Show An eminent lawyer of BnHton tells the following joko: A flaHhily-drrw.il young sprig entered Ben Butler's oQice and was requested by Bonjamin to be seated. The request w.w complied com-plied with, and the young nxnn waa asked to Btato his business. "Well, Mr. B., what would be tho firnt thing lor mo to do in order to loarn tho profession?" pro-fession?" Benjamin fixed hia weather eye upon tho nobby-d reused young! man and surveyed him from hn (aHhy necktie to his highly-pnlmlied boots, and exclaimed: "Tho iirot thing you ' bad better do would be to go und roll in a barn yard." An answer came as quick as tho sugnostiun in tho following torso language: "If 1 should rnmu and study two years iu your oflico, wouldn't it do juot as iroll?" |