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Show Couldn't Me Hmjffkd. A tan auction auc-tion ol household goods, near New London, Mo. recently, a woman had made a bid on a gallon crock, which was worth about ten cenls. A 1 boy intercsltd in Iho Hale) slipped around to another woman and whimpered: "Vou see that woman with n wnrt abnvit her cyei1" . "Yes." . ... . "Well, Bho says that no woman with bow-IegH can buy anything at this sale." Tho bow-lcggul woman elbowed 1 her way into the crowd and put tho ' price of tho crock up to thirty cunts, and oh it was "knocked down" to her sho remarked: , . . "I may bo bow-legged, but no old ( wart-eyed Uovil U Mull mo," |