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Show P'KLINGS. Albany afe selling "paroxysmal klsaef." At Brattleboro, Yt., blacbberriea are selling at two cents a quart. Early to bed and early to riae will all be in vain if you don't advertise. The grasshoppers have one into Mississippi to rinisb the woik ol the carpet-baggers. Poor sleepers shojld pass as many hours ol'tiie day in sunshine, and as few as possible in the shade. It is reporUxl on Wall street thit CoJiitnotlore Yanderbilt will retire from active business, November 1. The cause of typhoid fever in the nursery of the Earl of Dunmoro was found to bediseaseJ or putriticd milk. The Chicago and Northwestern Railroad now runs ita passenger trains into Omaha, avoiding the trausftr nuisance. Iu the twenty -five years IS 10 73 there were litiii.otiS new houses built in London, and 6,57S new streets and seventy-one squares were formal. Vie. Wood hull asks, what right has Theodore Til ton to speak of Henry Ward Beecher's adultry? By what right docs he accuse Mr. Beecher of improprieties? Two hundred children employed al the Globe nail works in Boston for from $o to $0 a week struck Inst week the proprietors having decided to run until 9 o'clock in the evening. A Chinaman was last week arrested arrest-ed at Santa Barbara for selling a lot of lottery notices to one ol his countrymen country-men for $100. The defrauded heath- en thought he was buying green . backs. A boy was asked what trade he would prefer ',o follow, "Well," said he, "I guess I'll be a trustee, for ever since father has been a trustee, I've noticed that we always get pudding for dinner.'1 It is really sad to see a Thiladelphia detective Bit down to a mint julep, put the straw in his mouth, and murmur mur-mur between his suctions that Charlie Ross' father pat, the job up to ruin their reputation. Experiments recently .Tiade in England Eng-land indicate that wagons are most easily drawn, on all kinds of roads, when the fore and hind wheels are of die same size, and when the pole lies lower than the axle. Blondes, with blue eyes, flaxen tresses, and pinkish cheeks, ure absolutely abso-lutely going out of fashion and the old-time beauties, with dark hair, black eyes, and red cheeks, will soon be in the ascendant, A lady G7 years old, the mother of twelve children, fell in love with a young man at Santa Rosa, Cal. A few weoks ago. finding that she could 1 not marry him, she took a dose of bedbug poison and dictf, After Mr. Beecher got through speaking at St. Johnsbury, on agriculture, some of the curious people evinced a desire to have him tell them what he did know about the Tiltou busiucss, but he didn't know anything, Mrs. Suydam, a Chicago bpirituulr ist, is in attendance at the Terre Haute camp meeting, and does some wonderful things. She pours blazing alcohol and coal oil over her hands and face without damage, and takes glowing coals in her mouth with an aDDarent relish. She is enabled to do this because she is possessed by the spirit of" an Indian maid who was frozen to death the frigid accretions in the ghost of the Indian maiden antidoting the line coal and blazing oil. ' |