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Show j THE LADIES. I Kii'.-'i;ii,d riKXiriifl tlir rtiloU ol (.i.jii; .ee- Mr. fuelmy wiio married a .-t. Louie Jui:k last week. Th"s ho liavc trial it sy that kiaeiunia lite u aewiuc.'-iii.u.'hiuc, U;-cauist; U;-cauist; it dttjiiia Tlierc ia a woman iu Iuwa w ho ha hiriwi otvcu liLishaiido, and rattle-snakus rattle-snakus won't Ute U-.T. I "V.ia Bjirhara KricUlne ; inyth" inquire ucvenil piiferd. "CVriainly nut, ehe was a uj.trried womau," rt-jiita rt-jiita the Ktnybtou i'ro:mun. A Wyoming pAper dt-'litatcly aii-nuiinfts aii-nuiinfts that its charge for marriage iiotici.u lrf "jiut wliat the ecstasy uf tiie Widtgruoui may prompt." It is Kiid of the temperance crusaders crusad-ers tiiat 'They drink not, neither do they Bin; yet .Solomon, in all hia Klury, wiw ut a nud like one ol these." A generous hnahand pcroiittcd his wife to carry a large baby from oac depot to the other yesterday, while he bowed bcueatti the weight of a little willow basket. Mrs. Williams, of La Crosse, talked t much, and her husband filled her uixith with wafers, but tlie judge decided Uiat this wasn't no wafer lo stop her, aud fined WUliama A young lady of rortland h:is purchased pur-chased the faat yacht tyy, and is lilting lil-ting her up for the present season, in which ahe will Iind ft home on the rolling deep, accompanied by a lady friend of tlie same city. Impertinent dandy to a atranger) 'May I have the honor to accompany accom-pany you, ruiss''" Cool young lady "Certainly; but keep behind, in your proper placo. I discharged my last lootman for inipertuionce." Mrs. Foster has climbed to the summit sum-mit of l'ooeatapcti, the greatest altitude alti-tude ever attained by woman. Her first exclamation, when she got up there, was, "Gracious nieJ what a high old spot tu pitch Mr. Foster from!" When naked by a frieud at tho Fifth Avenue how she liked her new name she was able to pucker up her I pretty mouth enough to say that "Itj j is Sartor is lac lory," and her friends I feel a calm confidence tlnl alter that ' she cannot be sea-sick. j It was the. Detroit I'tc- thai ! gives publicity to the fact that Maria ; I Ijovejoy, of Fond du Lac, is now I pushing her fourth breach of promise I suit, aud the railroad has had to put an extra train on for the benefit of young mou who want to get out of that tuwu. She used lo knit stockings and iih'.ugs for the fu'Volulionary boldiers, ih'iiks the last war r.ilhor small pjtatoe.-t, and spins no end of yarns about Ceu'ul Washington. iit she n'lould do this, for she is IlU years oil, her name is Mrs. Musliyj and she. lives in Madison, Inil. One of the Tope's nieces has, it ia reported, asserted her independence, by declining flic hand of Signor As-1 nuini, nephew to the cardinal of that name. She declares that she purposes pur-poses to have a voice in the selection of her future husband, and not to abide by the choice even of her uncle himsell. A girl confessed to the crusaders the other day that she had permitted sixteen men te kiss her, aud the horhbie creature gave the names ol the men. Several arc married men, certain circles. That girl never heard of the sentiment "Kiss but don't you tell!" Tho jriri that get; a right good ki;.-, j And blows to a crusader, i May A' live and dio an old, old maid, ' Just what her follj made her. |