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Show iThc complaint mUccs .CLUcrulIy die. of id tighiue..- of tlie L-hc5t. Gu U) lrunL''j A fur oil 11 iy, ciKiin- j : tancci for advice, roiuiives tlr uijth-iiig- j Am thing which luokcs reii'u iiaj second object, inakc reii;ioD h i ob-1 .jecL K.c. Kwdish brandy is flavored wiih red anta, but a fellow we know says he has an aunt flavored with brandy. An exchange, wanting to compliment a "live stoci journal," ays it U edited by a man whose head is full of live atock. The Ar.eriain Builder und Journal' of Art in Chicago owe its success en-; tirely to its adverti-euueni and inaur-1 inaur-1 anee patronage. tJiveral statues lately cxhuuiud .in jtheStato ol'Vcni Cruz, Mexico, are I pronounced by the discoverers, to bo of Egyptian origin. When a man is unable to tell the time by his watch, because there are I two hands, and he dosn't know "which j to believe," it Li a tolerably sure sign that he has partaken of more refreshments refresh-ments than his nature requires. ! An Ohio court haH decided that a I woman's physiological propensity to find fauit with everybody and every-I every-I thing renders her words not actionable, no matter how slanderous they may iseeai to be. An Iudiuua artist was lined four dol-larB dol-larB ibr sprinkling Scotch snuff on the : moustache oi' a sleeping lawyor. It is said the forco expended by that lawyer . in tneezing would hu o sullicod to have 1 .run a windmill ibr a week. A poor toper. ' us a lar i c.-ou ii.u-more ii.u-more drink, took hid Bible to pawn ibr' liquor, but the landlady refused to takot it. "Well," said he, "if sue won't take my word or God's word, it's ptitueto give it up." And ho went and sinned Lhe pledge und kept it ! faithfully. j i There are many fruits which never) turn sweet until the frost has lain upon j I them. There are many nuts that never fall from the boughs of tho trees of life I till the frost h:i3 opened and ripened j i them. Aud there are many elements 1 i of life that never gmw sweet und beau- j tiful till voriww touches them. ! , Advices frum Trinidiid to Mny 6ih jBay that a great Catholic revival is in! ; progress. Th iuingo of tlio Virgin of jSapana, according to current, state-Iments, state-Iments, had given evidence of super-; super-; natural power, and was performing J miracles. Hundreds of people were making pilgrimages to the image. Truth U to ba discovered, und pur- don to be won, for every niuu by himself. him-self. We are uot to put confidence in ; those who say. Here is the treasure, i we have found it, and have it, and! will give you some of ii: but in those: who say: We think that is a good' ; place to dig, and you will dig most easily in such and such a way. Jius-' Jius-' kin. At a gathering iu Bridgeport, (Jonu., i a few days ago, a request was made I that the four front scats be vacated by I ladies over twenty, to make room for those under that tender ape. A malignant ma-lignant reporter says: "It is unneces-i sary to add that there was no great amount of moving, but there was some rattling among thefaiso teeth alicr the service was over." |