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Show FOK THE LADIES. Nilsson is to be married in June this time. Un!e Sam employs three thousand women. Detroit blondes trip the light fantastic fantas-tic taw. Dalton, Ga., has a female preacher, accompanied by a beautiful "sixteen, who does tho praying. Vinne Ream baa bought a house on Pennsylvania avenue, and the capitol accordingly is no longer her studio. Sojourner Truth is now sojourning at Mendota, Ind., having finished her IccturiDg tour in Iowa and Kansas, Mrs. Abbio Sago McFarland-Rich-ardson will probably accept the ohair of elocution at tho Cook county normal nor-mal school. Addie Ballou married a couple at Terre Haute, Indiana, last week, and in tho nuptial lecturo told them "cradles "cra-dles were cheaper than divorces." Twenty-sis young lady pupils oi Normal university petitioned the faculty for leave of absence to attend the Cincinnati Cin-cinnati convention, promising to vote for judge Davis. Madame Rachel, the rejuvenalor of ancient dowagers, has completed her , term of imprisonment, and offers bei services to the nobility on tho same terms as heforo. A landlady in Milwaukee recently locked a non-paying tenant in his room, and refused to let him out until his bill was paid. Ho was obliged to escape es-cape out of the window by means of a sheet. A gentle school ma'am in Minneapolis Minneap-olis flogged a boy an hour and a quarter, quar-ter, using up several ferules, and finally final-ly resorting to a stick of wood. She settled tho case by paying $20 and costs. Two Detroit women disagreed and fought it out in the presence of their husbands and friends, and according to the rules of the P. R., with variations. At the close of an hour neither could stand. Phoebe Schofield, of Richmond, Ind., aged 100, has obtained from the war department $10,000, being the arrears ar-rears of pay and pension due her late husband for services performed in the revolutionary war. Notice ! Ladies who contemplate poisoning their husbands or children, or shooting alienated lovers, are re quested to postpone their purpose un-til un-til after tho presidential election, as newspaper columns will be so crowded with political subjects until that time it will be impossible tor them to pay proper attention to the analysis ol stomachs or to properly describe the treachery of admirers before December. Decem-ber. Freokles are an affliction, especially to those who pride themselves on their prettiness. We have known young ladies and gentlemen who would have given any sum within their reach to have removed freckles from their faces. Wo lay before the world ol beauty and fashion the following recipe, re-cipe, which infallibly removes freckles , after a few applications night and morning : Powdered nitre, moistened with water, includes all the ingredients. ingredi-ents. The nitre can be procured at any drug-store. |