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Show roit Tin-: luiu. An oil Iim.j alnl Lcr lif-tl'j boy how lit! "d -t-vii th! troaoV svroptitouu- ?r Wh: arc u yoiiu- lady's earririirs Kfce people in debt ? Whon thoy are Ju Lor oar? (arrour). Tho w;i'e of rriiK-e Hohe:uollrn is j-atd to bo the hansomest blonde among the rrimics-ios of Geraiauy. She is th? d-.iuhtcr of ox-Kin;.' IVrdinand, ofTor.aga!. A Long Brac-jli bolh', named Annie vVelpb, dreseos eight times a day, and fla-shcj along the beach behind four different team during each twenty -four lours. A woman who w.-is reeutly arrested in Ohij, for appearing in the street in Bin's apparel, said she donned the breeehos in order to catch a man who wed tor money, and who evaded pay-ment- ''Maa propotsti-, but God disposes," aid a pious aunt to her over-confident niece. "Lot a man propose to mc if fce i.ro," was Ui3 response, "and I will d'spovj of him according to my own views, as he suits me." A Detroit man who committed suicide, sui-cide, loft a note saying that he wan'.ed to go, and intended to go, to some place whore "that brute of a wire" would not know where to find him. Yonn? Lady (?oMr. Septimus Sot-tlajrton). Sot-tlajrton). Oh, Mr. Septimus ! It was too bad of you not to accept our invitation invi-tation to dinner on Sunday. We only Jtad a nasty pijee of roast beef, but if you had come we should Lave had Goott. For several days huge posters appeared ap-peared on the wall? about Woolwich, fcngland, announcing a public meeting in favor of woman suffrage, but at the kour appointed the hali contained five persons only, out of a population of 72,000 souls; this audience eompris-jnc eompris-jnc ono boy, the hall-keeper and three Id women. Open fan means friendship ; shut lose, the opposite ; half open, an in-ritation in-ritation to conversation ; touening the Hps with the top of the fan, an assurance assur-ance of secrecy and confidence ; waving the fan to the right, "have no fear ;" to the left, "'somebody is watching ;" overiar the face with the fan, "I understand un-derstand ;" lowering the fan below the f:,oo, ; "I don't understand;" tooehim; the forehead, "ye--;" waving it briskly, "no ;" opening and shutting the fan slowly, "I must have time to onsidir ;" quickly, "write." |