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Show FOn THE LASLE3. A Nevaila ciiitor f-iys ta.it Olive Lo,?i)!i ii "thy m )-t r.;;l:': up an 1 bunppy bul!st.u of womanly git up tint ever ha I tio plea -lire Oi Hie.-t:.',.-:." A duvoiit FrtirHj la ly having beeo why s!f co-ii-l'simjre tbo inter-unriiiblo inter-unriiiblo srmond ;f her prii-dt, replied that tlitty hb'.-Lit:.l prepare Lur fur eternity. A man ia Fr-born cmnty, by the narnn ot D-ty, who wm lately preaeut-edby preaeut-edby 1j i wife with a p ur of tA-his, declares de-clares that it i:i impossible- to U-ll in advance wliata Day may bring forth. "Why" tvilcA a govurnmi ot her littlo Charon, "Jo wi pra.7 ('' to give our daily bread? V.'uy don't wb ask lor four il.iyM, or ;iv day, or a week?" "Wo a:it ir. iris i," ropiid.l tiio m-geuionj m-geuionj chihl. 'liaidielors," hyvi Josh Billings, ''aie always a brain of their freedom! free-dom! l'ic-i'ilo!U to dim toeir owa btocking-i an 1 ponhicrt their own uhiua ! I ha'J ratb'T bi3 a widower once in two years, regiar, tliau to be a grunting, old, hau-Jyed bachelor only ciuBty days." An Iri.di gentleman parting' with I a lazy servant woman, was asked with j leaped to her industry, whether she is what is termed called afraid to i work; '-Oh, not at a1)!" s id he, ! "not at all; eho'il frequently lie down, ! and full bbio p by t..e vety side of it." I Already th'o summer fashions are appending upon the s'ree's of the Indian illui:es in Wisconsin, aud tbey are attracting a great deal of attention. at-tention. Ouo of the Wisconsin pa pers describes a suit worn by a boy live years old. It consists of a garter tied around the left leu ! Tin blighting blight-ing iiiliueuevs of civ liz diou have not yet extended to aborigines of Wisconsin. Wis-consin. "Jako," sail a blooming young lady at Versailles, lud., to her lover, one Sunday tvm-ing, Lot long since, '"if j on ine.m busimrs by enmiuj; Ltra t ico a week, to see me, I wan', to know it, and if you mean fan, I would liko 1 1 kuow-ir, for I've just had an oTfer from auother feiier, aud I shall t.ika him up iD two d iys if you don't pi p." Jke 'popped" mstant-tr, mstant-tr, aud tue wedding day was set. Nevada is to have a woman's snlf-mce snlf-mce convention at Wmnemueea to-njorrovr. to-njorrovr. The Elko Independtjit says; "In order to lay a graphic description of the personnel and proceedings of the convention before our readers at the earliest possible moment., we shall dispatch our special reporter to th scene of hostihti s (in company with Brick Pomeroy und other friends of the movement who Bre expected from the East) and may God have mercy ouhiss l!" 'I'be wretch ! |