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Show An pust-rn rp-r a.-ks, "Why is JTfit!7 rc:l!i''l .' Wh;it has In: iloni ?" Mont 'fjofilu think that's what's the matter. JI? li isn't ilono ony'Lin?. TIim ar 'i.'lj') German t;iraurs in the Unitcil htiit.iM. Tim first tiit i.-lmrch in the oount'j '.hat of Providence WiM f j i ni l.: 1 S'A y":iri a.y. Tim wool clip of H juthiirn Imli.inii i9 Hnid to Ijh til'! he tvie.-.t ever vielded in any y:.ir ia t;i it neetioa of tun stu'.e. A Germin ehi.se 1 Lis hut off tho wharf at 1 1 A'ik-:n, an 1 when ho wh taken o:it of th') ilok m l I h ) di ln't need it. TIih re,hiisiii2 fever still continues to raVa'e 1'Iiiiade pliia. It ia tpreaJ-in tpreaJ-in into the nortJi wai'ls. In tin) trial of Xiehol tS Hoirman, for rimrdi.'!', ut l!.ilt::nur", one of the lady witii'-nivs ttiliul th it .she knew tile iri iini'-r hefore lit was horn. Tho vill iD of li irlin''on, V,'i.s';on-Hin, V,'i.s';on-Hin, hon.st.s of not huvin' a hingii) loafer loaf-er in it, every one having employment employ-ment an-.l wc. r ing steaJilj a', i'. A Mr. Thatcher predicts an earthquake earth-quake (or New York. lie evidently knows tin) "manifold wickedness" of New York an J believes iu opeciul providences. pro-vidences. A rat in a storo in Troy, "fooling around ' with a piece ol tin, attracted the attention of a policeman, who, thinking it was a burgliir, watched seveial hours for tho latter to come out. The rat is now dead, and the policeman promoted. Two Btrangers recently stayed at a farmer's hoii.S'i at Grundy Center, Iowa. The next morning ona hired tho farmer to take him to JSteamboat Hock. During his abscuo the other ran away with his wife and children. A woman has been arrested in Xew York, charged with sticking pins into n little baby's legs to make it cry, ia order to g'jt more money from those of whom she was begging. IShe was a professional street beggar. Miss Ida Blisa of Milford, N. H., aged til teen years, a few days ago took a pinch of u 11", which so affected ber that she continued to sneeze for live hours, when slie was seized with ppasms, and, at last accounts, was laying in a critical condition. A Pennsylvania editor having stated sta-ted in a paragraph that there was a man in the place who had been drank thirty-live years, was called upon by twenty dilVerent persons, who demanded de-manded a retraction, each visitor insisting that the item was a personal attack. "L uover know a man," said an old author, "who oouM not bear another's misfoi tunes just like a Christian" which reminds us of the old lady who thought every calamity that happened happen-ed to hersoif a trial, and every one that happened to her friend a judge-men judge-men t. |
