| Show WIT A D aUMpR E y Chicago Record Chub s seems completely com-pletely prostrated by the let I Why he comes down I to business alright al-right j IT r 1 know but I cant gfc him to talk about baseball > Cleveland Plain Dealer Well little girl what i it i I you please sir Mr Slimmer will not be able to come down this fuming Hes just got back front a two weeks rest in the country and lies all tired out < r F London Household l Words bid Job I was taughr to read by the ministers wife and proved a very apt scholar Returning home after a prolonged absence the lady I met her old pupil and asked him how he vas getting on I puppobe you cap read r I your Bible now comfortably Job Lor bless you maam cried Job Ive been out of the Bible and into the newspapers this long while I np r Philadelphia Jforth American aIm a-Im so vexed I shall have to send to tHe clay for a new bathing suit Florry Whats the matter with your r old one May Ligot it wet yesterday layIgot I Boston Transcript M t Fayes So you have been to cooking s noOl I Thatll be so nice Now tell me hoW you make bread Cook Oh we hadnt gotso far as breac when I graduated Mrs FayeS Not so far as bread For mercya sake < Jwhat were you doing al the time you were at the school CookOh lots of things We learned for instance how to wear our aprons in the right way and after that we had lessons every day in tasting what the teacher cooked Puck The Fiji Village at Coney Island AnnabelJust look at those women I should think theyd hate to go out with such scanty clothing Madge Well you know people with their complexions dont tan easily Cleveland PIain Dealer Statistics show that 124 persons own onethird of Manhattan Island i Why where does Mr Platt come in Puck Once Was Enough First Boarder Were you here last summer Second Boarder crossly No think Id be here now if I had been here last summer sum-mer Brooklyn Life After the Slide He at the bal game enthusiastically Hes safe She earnestly Oh I do hope SOl but the way he went down I thought hed break his neck Cincinnati Commercial Tribune Horseless Horse-less carriages are getting to be quite common in the east now Yes but they are not as numerous as the voiceless opera singers v Washington Star Opportunities said Uncle Eben Is prettiy sho ter come tel ebry man But Its 1 mighty good idee I jes de same foh hie ter hustle roun an send out a few invitations |
