Show I WIT AND hUMOR i Cincinnati Enquirer Lemme see said the studious boarder I was Una I wasnt I who trimmed the clnws of the lion I wonder how she got him to consent My recollection is said Asoury Pep pcs that she said she wanted to show I him something new In toe clips Pltrsburjr ChronicleTelegraph I thought Miss Homewoods essay was much the best of all those read at the commencement Thats odd I never knew that she had much literary ability What was the subject of her essay How to Make Cherry Pie Boston Transcript HammFrom the very first time I went upon the stage my aim has been a hIgh one Tom Mentor Yes I always noticed that J Invariably played to the gallery i Detroit Free Press He Do you have any trouble about sleeping awake She Not now at all 1 can scarcely keep New York Press No matter how good he is to her a woman will always have a terrible doubt whether her husbanH will meet her In heaven rec Cincinnati Commercial Tribune The pretty girl MUs Smuther was named Te er her Uncle George wasnt she The bright oneI dont know She looks as if she was named before him iI I i Philadelphia North American The court Gentlemen of the jury have you I agreed upon a verdict I Foreman In the far wesO The gents I harn but that stubborn cuss in No 7 sent wont agree with us I Indianapolis Journal And now la dies and gentlemen said the hypnotist I I will make this young man think heis I under the influence of alcohol I But the subject sat still and apparently I I sorrowful 2 I J That doesnt look much like a Hi tome to-me said the red nosed man in the front rowCant Cant you see retorted the hypnotist that he has a load on his mind Detroit Journal Second Your principal must take water The other second Impossible Second He must cat his words The other second Well I believe that might be brought about I Detroit Free Press My wife cleans house eight times a year said tho applicant ap-plicant for divorce Decree granted said the judge In a I voice that shivered j Brooklyn Life Advice from the Heart I Barrow Thats a dandy wheel you I have there old man Ill take n little spin on I some day By the way what kind of a wheel do you think 1 ought I to ride Marrow One of your own Puck Not Much LuckAre the fish biting well today asked a man of n boy who was fishing in a brook not far from Boston The fish do not bite sir replied re-plied the boy respectfully They swallow the bait antI the hook embeds itself In their mouth But they arc very wary today sir To Canada by Air Philadelphia North American I seems strange that a bank cashier should Invent an airship Has he I see here that a prominent bank cashier has flown Detroit News Those people next II door lead a fort of handtomouth existence exist-ence dont they said the president ot the Helping Hand to the Worthy Poor Sewing and Mission society No responded the good dame addressed ad-dressed Theyre awful poor but I guess I tbe know enough to handle forks properly prop-erly |