Show HUMOR OF THE SCOUR What would you like to have the glee club playA play-A couple of rounds with a good football foot-ball team Chicago Record WIllIeI dont believe it Is wicked to chew tobacco Nellie Why Willie Willie Well It aint I tried it and It made me sick Wicked things is all good Cincinnati Enquirer FriendHave you made any more changes in your farcecomedy Manager Yes Ive dropped out the rest of the plot to make room for another song and dance You dont play Wolsey right cald the manager harshly In what regard 1 demanded the tragedian trage-dian Wolaey didnt get his frost until the third dav while you They spako no more but mingled their bitter tears Critic Oh yes I think you might easily eas-ily adapt Hamlet to the capabilities of your company ManagerWhat suggestions would you make Critic Well I should have all the killing kill-ing shifted to the first scene No said the stage manager petu lently 1 am not at all satisfied with that kiss I want more of a chest tone with a sharp rising inflection at the end The leading lady sighed while the juveniles ju-veniles understudy upon whom she was practicing looked as if he wished he had never been born BoySay mom I busted my ball Mother You shouldnt say bust John you should say burst BoyThats what teacher said but when the principal asked me who that was I said It was a burst of General Washington and he licked me so I thought I would stick to bust Say maw asked Johnny Ive worn pas trousers when they got wored out and said nothln but now that youre wearln bloomers Id like to know whos got to wear them when they get wored out I aint gettln stuck up er nuffln but I dont intend ter let you make anew a-new woman out of mcA1bany Freeman Free-man Child Mamma what Is a common person per-son Mother Why child a common person isIswell its a person that we do not associate with Why do youkask Child Cause Mrs Nextdoor said you was a common person NieceAuntie dear Mr Maler the artist has asked me for my photo He wants to make use of it for his last picture pic-ture Ought I to send it to him Yes you can do so but be sure to In close with It a photo of your mother or some elderly lady It would be highly Improper to send your photo by Itself |