Show HUMOR OP THE HOUR Henry do you love me Why darling what a question Dont try to evade me Henry Im no liquor lawPuck Two Phases Pop what Is Inertia Well it I have It It is pure laziness but if your mother has it It is nervous prostration Chicago Record I His View Sam What am cr vegetari urn Mose A pusson what never eats meat SamI cudnt stan dat nohow ccpt when de watahmelona am in season Puck Miss Watson Didnt Mr Watson fay to you as I entered the drawingroom last night Clara Is that the beautiful Miss Watson Clara Yes dear with the accent on that TitBits S What a pretty little animal he is I like to have a dog about the house Its such a protection This one Isnt Hes a free silver dog He has sixteen barks to one bite Chicago Chi-cago Tribune I Live and LearnFirst TrampDeres a difference between an anarchist an a i socialist A man whats an anarchist cant be a socialist I Second Trairp Yer dont say An I tought I wuz bothBrooklyn Life I I love the very ground beneath your J feet he cried passionately Alphonse She was transfigured but I she didnt say a word about the ground beneath her feet being mortgaged for I more than it was worth Detroit Tribune I A certain minister while preaching said that every bade of grass was a sermon The next day he was amusIng himself by H mowing his lawn when a parishioner said Thats right doctor cut your sermons 1 ser-mons shortHarpers Bazar i i He Had Experimented Bobby Ma you I said that I shouldnt eat that piece of I cake in the pantry that it would make me sick MotherYes Bobby Bobby convmcngly But ma It hasnt made me slckPuck First Student What makes you look so I melancholy r Second Student have been fooled I i asked my father to send me ero marks to I pay my tailor and a few days later I received re-ceived thereceipted tailors blllFlie gende Blatter Occasionally happensSmithI read an Interview with you In one of the papers RobinsonYes I was never more surprised sur-prised in my life SmithDIdnt you talk to the reporter at all RobinsonI did and he must have putdown put-down exactly what I said Brooklyn Life A Possible ReasonI wonder why It Is remarked the man who has time for idle thoughts that people are not permitted per-mitted to shoot reed birds earlier in the yearIts to prevent mistakes replied his wife who had suffered at a summer resort re-sort They have to wait until the mosquito mos-quito season is entirely over Washington I Washing-ton Star I |