Show Just What He Wanted From Harpers for April One of the first men to reach San Francisco with a hoard of Klondike gold was nn Irishman named Finnegan who had been very poor before he struck I rich and who consequently quently was unfamiliar with many ordinary ordi-nary usuages of a life of luxury Oi say yez kin bring me two dozen eye sters he said airily as he took a seat in one of the finest restaurants in San Francisco The oysters were soon set before him and Finnegan looking about him for something to put on them and hardly knowing what the something should be spied a bottle of tabasco and proceeded to season the bivalves not vM ely but too well l Impaling an oyster upon his fork he thrust I into his mouth then leaped to his feet with terrific roar of pain and madman bcwin dancing abput and yfelftng like a See here cried the proprietor rushing rush-ing to the table keep still or Ill put you out > Pput me out Is It 01 wish yes would put me out yelled Flnnegan Me insides in-sides Is blazln bike a match factory |