Show 4 WIT AND HUMOR Little Phonsy XIII Tell me a fairy story Mama The Queen Regent Which one dear Little Phonsy XIII About Spain buying another warshIp Plttsburg ChronicleTelegraph I dont see you with Mr Northslde now said Miss No Monterey to Miss Esplanade I thought you liked his attentions I did Then you did not dismiss him No but papa Intervened The Widow DoIet hear that youve gone into the bicycle business HaleYes Im making the V wheel for racing men DoiThe what HaleThe V Dole Whv do you call It that Hale Because It goes so fast Washington Star What a beautiful specimen of inlaying exclaimed the guest Yes replied Mr Cumrox as he put his hands behind and tiptoed complacently complacent-ly but that Isnt anything You ought to have seen the outlay it represents Chicago News My doctor knows better I bet-ter than to forbid me to drink coffee Why do you think so He knows If I dont dnnk coffee I wouldnt be strong enough to earn money I to pay his bills Truth Freddie Papa whats a generation gen-eration tonI Papa Whv my son reddle Cause Nellie told me she wan the first child In their family for I four generations New York Journal Biggs Why should people practice selfdenial during Lent any more than at other times Bogslf you had to pay for two or I three Easter bonnets you would not ask such a foolish question |