Show PLEASANTRIES FROM LIFE The Best of Reasons Do you remember Tulien why they shot poor Saint Sebastian full of arrows Cause they hadnt any gun His Favorite Pace I Mrs ICorris What a pace oM Dr Green drives at Mr Norris Ah yes the pace that kills Greater Depths HeAnd did he tell you he saved me from a watery grave SheHe said he saved you from a worse place than that A Mathematical Paradox Fair Phyllis by the summer sea I Quite scorns the simple rule of three Three swains she had who blindly run Obedient to the rule of one A Slight Mistake CustomerWhat has become of your assistant BarberStarted for himself He is tired of working by the day I suppose Customer thought you paid him so much a thousand words The Blue Points Lament Thirty days lath September The clam sang on the bar The oyster sighed If I remember It also hath an R Hard Some joys of life make me most sad When I think of how I miss em The girls I want to kiss are those Who dont want me to kiss em |