Show SUNDAY OFFENDERS IN TIMMONYS COURT The clock struck two Diehl made a few pencil mark on Taysums baldhead bald-head and the gavel fell I C J Samon you are charged with beIng unlawfully drunk on the 12th day of August guilty or not guilty said I Diehl all In one breath Well yerrner I guess I was a wee bit deity In the nut and me rollers wuz I a splnnln too 1 reckon You see It was just this way 1 wuz comln down I from Tlntc and took a leeUe too much on the way downthats all Your story sounds fishy Samoa I when were you here before Never here before but I wuz In the city three weeks ago and kept sober I said Mr Samoa wIth a proud mien I Well you keep sober and Ill let you go this time decreed his honor Remember Re-member always the proverb He who knows not a good thing keeps always sober J sv Halpett larceny I guess Im gui judge though Its much against my will I was under the influence of liquor when 1 took the overcoat I was hanging by the bed and 1 took II dont know whut 1 took i I guess Im one of them kleptomaniac fellers feler judge I What kind of a overcoat was I A calico one I Your story doent wahneiher does the overcoat Did you think the overcoat was yours Do yOU wear nn i I overcoat In the summer or aent you i warm enough to pure your peregrinations peregrin-ations ness without on t What Is your busi I nessI keep a camping corral just across from the count and city halyou know that big brick building I Xo Willie 1 dont believe your yarn I Twenty dollars I William Fell a Sunday drunk failed to appear and the city barrel Is 5 rIcher rIch-er William fell by the waslde James Hamilton were you drunk on Sunday Well 1 suppose so judge But let me tel you mv story You see there were three of us Five dollars Jim John Ness was nice IntoxIcated on Sunday and left th usual sweet re memhrancer 5 John wasnt thereto there-to tel his story Joe Williams took his place wih a sardonic smile on his face and a red cravat around his neck Joe made quite a star appearance and brqke the days record by pleading not guilty He was charged with being drunk and using abusive language Diehl was taken by surprise at the plea and asked I ask-ed until tomorrow to subpoena witnesses wit-nesses That ends the docket said the dap py clerk A fire alarm bell rang and judge clerk policeman reporters and audience all chased out to the fire |