| Show Dreaded Ordeal I Judge t I The traveling man shudderedand yet the sleeper was warm and comfortable comfort-able he turned nervously from side to side and yet the berth was most commodious com-modious and soft hI would sooner he muttered savagely sav-agely as he slipped a certain article out fioni under thfc pillow and unscrewed the nozzle I would sooner blow a Spaniard off to two 10cent drinks without teiiiiiff him anything than go through next weeks or ea Hut I suppose sup-pose every man has his Gethseininy whatever that may mean Dutch forgetting for-getting it up the back I believe and this is mine Bal I know just what I to expect From Jane I shall get a r U > rrrn 7c < 3te I shall get a neci tie from Bessie I shall get a necktie from Mary Eliza Hepsibah Gladys Bridget and Heliotrope I shall get neckties There will be a necktie from Hannah and a necktie from Daisy Louise will send her undying love and a necktie Flossie a necktie and a thousand kisses Ethel will express a necktie Edith will fend one by freight and Penelopes will come by registered mail Exhausted nature could bear no more the traveling man slept Alas for the poor fellow I was the week before Christmas and he was a bigamist biga-mist with a fond wife in each of seven sev-en teen counties and four school districts dis-tricts |
