Show r TREMENDOUS SENSATION PROMISED WHEN HENRY APPEARS S ON Ot THE STAGE Salt Lake City is Ja trembling trem on the verge erge of a Rumor kU JIb it that another bright star h has ts S en n found to te ad to the HIe list of oC entertainers that hive have been turned out b by this thi city to gladden ladden the tte world The TIM boys in bit a i o 0 e company H of oC the thel national l guard are about to plunge Into the sphere of burnt cork and pro produce produce produce duce a minstrel show bow When th the cur curtain curtain tain tam rises all aI hands bands have sung BUng the Merrily Merr ly Merrily etc chorus and Mr Bones baa has ted the sad faced in m interlocutor mt interlocutor t Why does a hen ben cross the road 7 the sensation will be sprung There wili be a fanfare ot of trumpets tr by our silver stiver cornet comet et band 10 count m 40 4 when an announcer will step p forth and herald the approach of t e prener premer comedian funmaker monarch of oC laughter and colossus col coloa us of the mirth provoking tage Then if Jf C Dame Rumor Humor be Henry Harri Harr ron ton will do a soft shoe glide down d wn the stage tage where the calcium light fails fala with fiercest glae and make his hla namesake HI look Uk like 10 centimes of ancient Spanish coinage H Hnry nry Harrison Har ha has not be bern n fea fee featured featured upon the advertising bills bilis for forthe fore the e reason that he has baa been coquetting Mth h the soldier boys boyc and aDd they have havet t never been quite jure he would appear Fear Year of demands for the return of ad acl admission admission mission ml lon money In case of disappoint disappointment ment has prevented any formal an announcement until last night when wJ en it was made known to the world that the reck table Henry He ry would positively ap appeal peal rain or 01 shine It was also quietly given out that the heavyweight come comedian Wan dian had ad entered Into training and aDd was wu ready to meet all jokes and gags with without without out oat age a e limit According to the story going goin the rounds the old times has bas been quietly at t work wrestling with the Intricacies of elocution delsarte and dramatic art under the guidance gUlda of or a past pest master While he be chafed a bit under Tinder the strain he is said aid to nave nive re hed a point where he be can trot with any of the old stagers although the promoters promoter of the minstrel t show are worrying no small amoral over the possibilities po of or his shying at the critical moment if guy guying guying guyIng ing is indulged in Who sprang that story about me meing going ing in ip training to trot a heat heit with those thoM blAck blade face boys demanded Harrison when asked concerning the situation last night Now let Jet me tell I you something This guinea hunt a whirligig under his hi lid Ud Just yet No Noone Noone Noone one had bad authority to 18 hand out rny mimy such information n Maybe I lived JIved such suck a virtu virtuous ous Ute life as U some people and ADd it might be possible ible to tu mend my may ways without Joining the W C T U but I have two life saving statements to make to put me right with my fellow men menI I have bave never smoked cigarettes or done a n stunt in a minstrel show If It this bunch gets me rounded up its safe sale to back these theae two propositions at long odds to win for place or to show I will either be hypnotised hypnotized or Despite the assertions of Harrison the military boys declare he has bas post pest positively tIfty pledged pled himself to appear in the performance flee |