Salt Lake Herald | 1901-11-30 | Page 4 | An Odoriferous Revenge

AN N ODORIFEROUS OD ODO REVENGE OF OP THE MOST MALODOROUS typo REVENGE R was employed not long ago by a mail carrier whose tos w sweetheart had presented him with the tho mit mitten mitten mitten ten not of commerce but of low love The girl was em m employed at the general delivery delivers window and when she threw the young oung man over he sat up nights figuring fi how he was going to get even At last he hit on a plan A few days doys later the girl nod to the tIle postmaster that something hall had Pawed passed away under the floor of her department He went back to investigate and the olfactory indications indication ts were wore that the general delivery clerk had spoken truly I A carpenter was sent for and the floor torn up No nailed down again a corpse corp e was found The floor Boor was I and the odor remained thorough overhaul overhauling Next the plumbing was given a ing ius but hut nothing out of the ordinary was discovered The TM young woman stood it as long as she could and finally went away Kw y on a vacation a fresh air vacation tion During her absence somebody some happened to turn over ovar the rack in Ut which the tM general delivery letters and small dozen do small hoses boxes packages ce were kept Out fell foil two en that gave Ye forth a most pervading aroma They con contained contained contained the huskiest kind kiDd of fJ limburger cheese Of course an investigation followed 1 The isle thing was traced tT ed down to the jilted carrier but he lie lied had played J safe There is no DO law Jaw against sending limburger cheese through the mails to imaginary addresses care cara general delivery The forsaken lover had h d had his llis re revenge revenge rouge but hell het never get that girl irl now And shell have more than the ordinary womans curiosity about the contents elf packages hereafter