Show Them Up Comers Colliers Weekly Th The men of one of the volunteer red real menU meats recently at Camp In New York were given to making frivolous frivolous olous and unnecessary complaints when mustered on parade Their commanding officer silenced them In an ingenious man manner ncr ner The sergeant major awaiting the colonel on parade met him with the familiar s salute Sir I believe bellev there are complaints to tobe tobe be made In respect to the rations Sergeant major said the colonel let the men parade In their thir new helmets and andI I will wUl s see e them at the same time On l lOoking oking down the ranks he remarked to the sergeant major Follow me and fit the these e chinstraps There you are Corporal If Y you U were to get into a gallop you ou would strangle yourself Take his chinstrap up four holes And you ou TroOper Jones ten times Worse take his up six and so on all down the ranks After th f inspection the colonel with a wInk t sergeant major said Any men mea menThe meaThe The men having their jaws tightened up to the greatest Pitch were perforce silent I dismiss the parade parare said the colonel Very satisfactory |