Show HE WAS TICKETED A California Judge Makes a Sensation in Court One of the peculiar brand of judges peculiar pecul-iar to this peculiar community invested in a ready made outing coat on his way down to court this morning As the day was excessively ex-cessively warm his honor concluded to slip on the garment just as it was taken from the window and unmindful that a placard was still attached to its tail proceeded calmy on his way Glad you dont make any bones about saying so remarked a friend slapping him on the shoulder at the next corner Theres nothing like coming out flat fnnforl anil nhnvn hnnrH What the blazes do you mean 1 asked the court but his friend worked off an I indescribable wink and passed on Thats right 1 warmly ejaculated a police court lawyer as the jurist al the city hall Nothing like getting down to bedrock rates these hard times See you later I I always thought that man was crazy I mused his honor as he entered the courtroom i court-room where ho observed that his advent created a very marked sensation indeed One of the regular practitioners grasped I his hand excitedly and whispered Thats the way to do business judge Now how about this Glucky vs McCorken case Would 75 strIko you as about right Is every body insaneoror is this somo dreadful dream gasped the bewildered be-wildered dispenses of justice Have Just then the placard became detaohed and fell to the floor Even the ragged vagrant in the dock smiled hopefully as the judge picked it up and read No Reasonable Offer ReusedSan Francisco Examiner |