Show Some New Definitions FriendshipA game for two ol which only one wins VA Bad ChapThe same individual after lie has lent us money The FleshA thing which modern artists paint pea green lnnA biped without prejudices which he calls principles Respectability Consistent conformity to inconsistent mediocrity Woman A biped with more prejudices and less principles Marriage An investment for woman and a speculation for man The DIA discarded illusion still popular with children ReligionEternal principles modified to suit temporal requirements II Principle Any opinion which it is our individual interest to support i A Good ChapAny ono who might could would or should lend us money A Perfect LadyThe highest praise which the scullery maid can accord to her mistress SocietyA hotchpotch of pretentious people having nothing In common but uncommon assurance I A Smart Little Woman A young married mar-ried woman in search of a husband somebody elses husband I I The SoulAn element of discord intended i in-tended by providence to be saved and expected ex-pected by theologians to be damned The World A place in which we all bate each other for a time In expectation of loving each other later for eternity I |