| Show SALT LAKES FORTY FORTYt They Will not Batii WIth the Conmon Herd BIG SCHEMES FOR GARFIELD Furniture for the Knutsford Arriving Kcalty Sales of Yesterday Building and Business Notes The exclusive set have felt right along that it was indignity insufferable to bathe with the common herd and are now devising devis-ing means and measures to enjoy a pool that will be suitable to their rank far from the maddening crowd Those who will not bo fortunate enough to secure the favor of the distingue set will continue to soak their skins in the common pool as the exclusive waters will be marked off by Pyrian flags set up In buoys The head and front of the Pyrian club Is Mr Edward B Wicks who has forged his way very rapidly to the position of a society soci-ety leader and aspires to outdo the Paveys in setting the mark acceptable to the conformists Young Holden will also contribute con-tribute his full measure to the success of the enterprise and Baron Woodruff with dignified mein will look after the financial accounts of the concern The persons who will with selfcom placency eagerly seek the privileges of the clubs water will be plenty as the spills of the pine in a Michigan forest The mental and physical deficiencies of the numerous aspirants will be searchingly scrutinized and those who cannot muster up the necessary neces-sary inches under the tape in biceptical accomplishments ac-complishments must display pedigrees that will reach back several centuries more or less lessThe The plans of the club are being made a dead secret but that precaution in no way disconcerts a free circulation of the news In fact THE HERALD six weeks ago suggested sug-gested the idea upon which the cub is working The Pyrian club will locate its pier about fifteen hundred feet east of Garfield to prevent any contamination whatever of the common and select waters The club house will be located on the shore from which the pier will lead out into the water some three hundred feet It is proposed to locate the bath rooms under the pier so that the ladies may plunge into the brine from the doors of their own dressing rooms obviating the annoying practice of being stared at by their many gallant admirers whose peering eyes are always set for female loveliness in every passing form The bathrooms are to be somewhat of a luxury Instead of the cracky old affairs af-fairs that are often suggestive of open lattice lat-tice work and which often sorely tempt curiosity seekers even beyond the line of strict modesty there will be welllined rooms of two apartments The ladies bathrooms bath-rooms will have dressing apartments carpeted car-peted and supplied with lounges where they can catch their breath after taking the cold shower The club room proper will have a large dining room 40x60 feet and the best chef that can be hired will preside over the kitchen There will be parlors receptions and such other conveniences as are common com-mon to summer club houses The number lof bathrooms on the start will be forty and this number will necessarily make it a very Exclusive affair The different society sets denied its privileges will no doubt dispute the special prerogative of the Pyrians and start opposition clubs Life at Garfield promises to be gay i not giddy and full of social struggles One of the stunning young swells who was let into the secret assured THE HEIIALD reporter that there would be nothing somber som-ber about the Pyrians They would show what bathing was P 1 There is to be a decided cided change in bathing costumes and young ladies who anticipate the privileges of the club should first consult the colors of a barber pole before ordering their bathing bath-ing suits It has not yet been decided whether the coy young maidens who think it is vulgar to bathe at all will be allowed to suffer themselves to be admired while trotting on the hot sands The rules of the club should not be too rigid or the innoccnt girls will prefer to stir up the pier at Garfield by their aquatic agility than to reserve all their charms for the few young lords who would lord it over them at Pyrian pier In this connection it is to be kept in mind There will be nothing somber about the Pyrian club |
