Show Till JOLLY JOKERS Be content with your lot especially If I Its a lot of money Texas Siftings By putting black ink on white paper you may make the paper read Haifiinglon Star Call a Chicago girl large hearted and generous gener-ous if you choose but never refer to her as big soled Texan Sifting No Gubbins you will never be a brain worker work-er II Why not Havent got the tools Dan vile Jireeze Jagson says that even the policeman wouldnt be nearly so apt to stay out nights if he didnt ave his club blnura Gazette Corsets have filled more graves than whisky says Miss Willard So it seems women kill themselves by getting tight as well as men New York Press I am not literary but I can pen a stray article arti-cle now and then It said the farmers boy as be drove home the lost pig Baltimore American Class In grammar TeacherName the parts of speech Bright PupilThe tongue teeth jaws andI forget the rest Boston Transcript What was the collect this morning asked papa desiring to see If his son remembered anything of the church service Foreign missions returned Tommy yew York Herald Gigantic lady to policeman Sir can you not see me across the street Policeman See yez across de streate is it Sure mum I can see you mile ofTOuting Uncle Rastus said the judge severely how did you get those chickens Jedge cried the prisoner lyo wouldnt hab me gib up mah traae secret would yo jedgeTrulll |