| Show A DAY WITH CITIZEN TRAIN 55 < Experience of a Chicago JUan Who Went to the Fair tYith Francis A fat man in a light suit of clothes and wearing goldrimmed spectacles stood dejectedly de-jectedly at Thirtyninth street and Cottage Cot-tage Grove avenue atl oclock last night Toughest day I ever put in he said wearily S Been out to the fair asked a young fellow who sat astride a fireplug Been at the fair exolaimed tho fat man with some show of life Been at the fair Yes Ive been there and I wish it would shut up and go out of business bus-iness Somebody rob you I Possibly but Im not kicking about that thatLose Lose your pass uNo never had one Music upset you Noand i never will You see I have been out all day with that George Francis Train Look at this pocket Nothing in it but trains autographs and oninions on everything on Gods earth Look at this hat Smashed in a crowd where Train was talking about cosmos and something else that begins with a p Havent had time to wash or eat Train doesnt eat and he wouldnt let me eat When 1 suggested a sandwich he suggested that we walk through the wooded island and when I mentioned beer he talked about cosmos and that thing which begins with a p Ill bet that I have walked 700 miles today Ive been everywhere except home Visited every building on the grounds and some that are in Hammond Where is Train now Oh I dont know Just left him to shift for himself I got him on a cable train as far as here and then I left him He wasnt on the car ten minutes before he had told everybody who 1 was and what he had done since he was born He built more railroads on the front end of the grip than Goild ever heard of and then he talked about Mobilior whoever he may be and about razzaw and how he Train galloped round the world and the way he became president of the Murderous club of the Toombs in New York Out in Midway he broke through the fence of the Jav village and began bellowing bellow-ing some sort of rot to the natives Then he dragged me up into a minaret and told me I was full of cosmos and that I thing thai begins with p When he got down he wanted ride a camel into the 1 r is temple Then he dragged me back to I Java and talked to the big ape there He said he could do it and I guess he did for I the monkey just rolled over against the bars of his cage and said Ack acE cage I On the car Train removed the vegetables from his buttonhole and cried I oat The fair is a gigantic success Wednesday 110000 Thursday 116000 I Friday a little oil Saturday 146000 Cosmos New York is deadern a i mackerel A man in the last seat came forward and laid his hands upon Mr Train the citizen Take that 9f Take that off yelled I Then there was a fight See that lump on my jaw I tried to say something some-thing and this swelling is the result When I aot to Thirtyninth street 1 left the cable train and the other Train as well Where is he I dont knoW The last thing he said to me was this Fair gigantic success New York be d I must stutter in an earthquake I is free of thieves I started the first packet to England I own Omaha Eat cheese Meat makes a man turn green Dont be green Good night cosmos Now that is whatl have had today Im going home and run tho risk of my wife asking me i I have gone into the milk business Its about the time those can fellows get around isnt it Chicago Herald |
