Show SAUtE1IQ bAN r Washington Star On the ralln awkward waltzer S Chicago Times A miss may be as good as a mile but she hasnts ISO feet Elmira Gaztte Ve may notlova the barber but we like to be next to him Boston Commercial Bulletin Missed lire 1 The bad man that slipped past St Peter Siftings The most wcnderlul thing about a shad Is how tb3 meat ever got in between the bones Good Xelfs Mamma hurriedly Dot I wish you would mind the baby Little Dot mystified mysti-fied I dont 1mow what she soys Lifes Calendar Mr 5They say a man ncr r marries his first love Her Hubby He cant it would be polygamy Detroit Rice Press Goslin > What expres sire eyes Miss Amy has Do ley who has proposed pro-posed to herYcs her noes arc very cxprcs she too Clothier ami Furnisher Wife John you slept with your clothes on lust cisht Husband know it I didnt want tie to that necktie over again > Somcrvllle Journal What troubles tho house keeper is the thought that the minute the furnace I fur-nace stops eating up coal the refrigerator will begin eating up ice Somerville Journal l To some of hs auditors a great preacher always seemed to act as If ho thought he was doing the Bible a great honor by selecting a passage from it for his text Good Yells Sociable MinisterDo you rend your Bible every day my little dear Lii tie Dear No indeed I dont have time Tin too busy helping mamma stone raisins and things so ns to always have something for dinner every time you come New York Prttt I ECO they have started I another lodge of the Improved Order of nel Men in your village Yes my husband has I joined it Hut thats not the kinl of order needed in our midst Not > o what is wanted is an improved order of white 1IO men I Indianapolis oral JennieIs there any test b > which one can ascertain tho genuineness of a diamond without consulting a jeweler MInnIeCousin Bob pays yon can find out by soaking what it but I never thought to ask him in I |