Show SPARKLING AND BRIGHT Siftings What is done cannot be undone especially if it is a hardnoiled egg Galveston News The man who strikes an attitude imagines that he is making a great hit Icings lester Rubber stamps Those we give sometimes when putting on our overshoes Blnghampton Leader We suppose the northern north-ern lights may bo regarded as the antitheses of southern livers Boston Transcript Yes Noah was the first drunkard but it was water which drove him to the bowl Atlanta Constitution Undertaker to dying editor What shall we place on your tombstone tomb-stone Editor feebly We arc here to stay Washington Star Possibly the baby persists per-sists in swallowing small coins because it thinks it has aaJnternal revenue systcm I New York WeMy WinksI hear that De Chappie fell in edt on Broadway today Minks Impossible He had on1I suit of English made clothes Blnghampton Republican Some mon always prefer hard work to a light job They would rather hold a 150pound girl to a fifty pound baby Philadelphia Record E thels mother entering enter-ing the parlor without warning found her supported sup-ported in Harrys armsThnts not proper Harry she said severely Why not not prop V bAT 55 was falling Harry replied I irl i IIdIrL1 > l |