| Show The lAck of a Mechanical Education JimmyIll sit here and keep watch while you go in and if anybody comes Ill rattle this piece of wire j < fiI I Here comes the bang catlJudge Not Worth While If you have a few moments to spare said the visitor I should like to call your attention atten-tion to the superior inducements our company com-pany offers in the way of life insurance I am a little nearsighted my friend replied re-plied the man sitting at the desk Will you please read what this paper says under the heading of Squallop tho Played Out Dema gogue Certainly sir It says The most gratifying grati-fying result of the election last Tuesday is that it retires forever from the public gaze that pestiferous and blatant humbug Jeremiah Squallop whose mean little soul contemptible contempti-ble and repulsive carcass and leprous political politi-cal influence 1 have made him an eyesore in the community that has tolerated him solon so-lon Farewell Squallop 1 If you were not so pitifully insignificant Squallop we should rejoice for months to come because of your defeat but in less than two days you will have been forgotten and decent people will walk over your political grave without remembering re-membering that there ever was a thing in the shape of a man bearing the miserable name of Squallop1 Yes said the man at tho desk looking np with an air of relief I wasnt mistaken Thats the way I read it It wont bo worth your while my friend to talk of insuring my life It isnt worth insuring Im Squallop Chicago Tribune |
