Show I EVENTS AND COMMENT IT is believed that if a poultice can be 1 will boil Europe put on the Buh arian I have peacefor the next six months I JUST LOOK at the trade dollar It has I limped around remarking In God we 1 trustand its faith is rewarded by redemption J re-demption I PATTI is at last making her farewell tour tnrough the United States This is I t the third one of those goodbyes sne has favored us with THERE ABE seven millions and a half of 13 and 45 ready for mili the s between ag of abled bodied men I tary duty in the United States vessels will be added to SEVEN NEW our navy It will not be IODK before our fleet can meet the New Foundland oyster oys-ter boat armada without fear of being Knocked out ol the water VICTORIA owxs 120000 worth of property i pro-perty in Washington City Thats a comfort If her ships come up the Potomac Po-tomac on bombardment bent her 4 h houses will go with the rest IF THE remarks employed by the man i who Catches his ax in a clothes line were i all recorded and indexedit is computed j they would fill a volume twice as large i as Worcesters unabridged dictionary AN ATTTHOEITY on the culinary art declares 1 de-clares tbat a duck ought not to stand long after being roasted Accommodations l Accommoda-tions should be provided so that the bird may sit down when it begins tot to-t grow tired NEW ORLEANS TimesDemocrat Boston Bos-ton is following the example of Chicago and New York in ferreting out crookedness crooked-ness among its officials If this sort of I thing goes on there will not be a town I left in the United States where an official offi-cial can turn an honest penny I THS MOVEMENT to celebrate the centennial I cen-tennial of the adoption of the Constitution Constitu-tion of the United States in 1889 meets with universal favor and steps are being taken to carry the celebration to grand consummation It stirs the patriotic impulses of the whole nation t j ACCOBDING TO a recentCourt Appeals decision if a wind like that of last Sunday I Sun-day blows down a house the tenant must continue to pay the rent until his lease expires Well may the landlord I cryif his tenant has more than 700 worth of furniture Blow winds Crack your cheeks lEx 1 FRANCIS MURPHY believes in a mans standing up like a man and passing his own act of prohibition Whatever maybe may-be said of Constitutional amendments or legislative enactments to promote sobriety so-briety there is JIG question as to the propriety pro-priety or efficacy of the Murphy plan All else must be supplementary to that THE RUMOR comes afresh from Washington Wash-ington that Mr Carlisle will become Secretary of the Treasury In connection 4 connec-tion therewith the Speakership contest i in the Fiftieth Congress becomes an item of gossip also and Messrs Coxj Springer Sprin-ger Hatch Crisp McCreary of Kentucky I f Ken-tucky and Randall respectively canvassed can-vassed I t i t JURY TACKING has broken down as a I government agency in Ireland and convictions I con-victions for sustaining the plan of f I campaign are no longer probable The I i failure of the effort to prostitute the jury system to the purposes pf tyranny gives ground for congratulation to every lover j of liberty and justice It is preferable I that tyrants should seek engines of oppression ° op-pression outside of the regular procedure i proce-dure of the law than that the forms of justice should be made to cloak iniquity The force of despots is less to be feared than their frauds THE LONGEVITY of public pensioners is to be greater than that of the average citizen Hundreds of worthy nensioners now receiving assistance from the government gov-ernment will live to attend the political funeral of many statesmen who voted for the indiscriminate squandering of the public money under the guiseof helping the Federal veteran Such reck lesbneas will be condemned by none more than the old soldiers themselves Those who deserve help should be given it but the people should not be taxed to fill the coffers of a horde of pension and claim agents THE American Catholic News says Workingmen let there be justice all around While seeking it for yourselves do not deny it to others Do not attempt at-tempt the impossibleto make everyman every-man believe according to your code Give others the right of opinjon and free judgment If a man does not believe as you do he is guilty of no offense and prevent no man from putting bread into his childs mouth because in trying to do so you are violating the strongestlaw of human nature signed sealed and delivered by God Himself and engraven on every human heart |