Show Where Woman Excels When a woman has a hen to drive into the coop she takes hold of her skirts with both hands shakes them quietly at the delinquent and says Shoo there The hen takes one look at the object to assure herself that it is a woman and then stalks majestically into tho coop A man doesnt do it that way He goes outdoors saying Its singular nobody can drive a hen but mel and picking up a stick of wood hurls it at the offending biped and yells Get in there you thifl jho hen immediately loses her reason and dashes to the other end of the yard The man plunges after her She comes badc with her head down her wings out and followed by a miscellaneous assortment of stovo wood trait cans clinkers and a very mad man in tho rear Then she skims under the barn and over a fence or two and around the house back to the coop again all tho while talking as only on excited hen can talk and all the while followed fol-lowed by things coavenien r throwing and by a man whoso coat is n tb sawbuck whoso hat is on the ground aau ariose perspiration per-spiration is limitless By this time the other bens have come out to take a hand in the do bate and help dodge missiles The man vows that every hen on the place shall be sold at once puts on his hat and coat and goes downtown down-town Time woman comes out goes right to work and has every one of those hens housed and counted inside of two miiiutes Mobile Register |