| Show tL l r III L J I Istbe ofml ng of Hea eii 71 If you marry for love and maktra hit keep cool dont blow about it 9t TA I Some marry for the fun of the thing and never se e whete it comes inJI This disconraafng 1 Some marry for the sake ± a goed companion and never dis < over their mistake This is lucky Itis better t 1iave a comely helpmeet help-meet of souse use than alfrilhantone t simply fj omo pumpkins I 71 L Man is a fickle critter Even Adam who had his wife muile to order found more or lessjfault with her vPontmarry a man rpr lilt reputar bon It is liable o be only a secondhand second-hand affair borrowed from his ancestors ances-tors Mony women have married men for theIr hne exterior But thats all there is to an ancient egg worth mentioning Many mairy fo spite someone else only to learn that they ot the buttend of the transaction and its worst end at that Marriage if a lottery full of chances Thats what gives it flavor All like to chance it because everybody thinks to win a prize Wedlock in its original state was as pure as sweet milk fresh from the cow but man couldnt rest until he stripped it of much of Its rich cream I say when you are ready to get married mar-ried get married Howev it isnt so much trouble to get married a to know when you want to get married The hotheaded youth marries in a hurry because he fears marriegeable females fe-males will be scarc next year and lives t a wonder how the supply holds out Marriage resulting from love at first sight is no generally wedded bliss on a par with sour milk One or the other gets swindfed and often both The singlebcdsfcad plan is not lo the credit of either man or woman It looks lonesome and selfish Single blessedness is suspicions and in turn suspected I Many a man has married for beauty only to learn that he has paid ten dol lars for what can be purchased for I wentyflvei cents at the druggists ThIS is hard j The most affectionate people before marriage seldom hold out in the same praportiondfterthe knot is tied Itis better philosophy to commence only as you would Jive afterward From the matriracmial market the saints of both sexes weie culled out lung a o Dont expepf to marry one Youmustguess at s6me things and dfee chances for the < iitnre on this asis Woman is sometimes he real causeof mhappiness the married relations of life l but in the ajority of instances he boot is on the other footand she a the only trpe comfort their is in if Dont marry ajcaman for her taper fingers and lily hands alone for married mar-ried life and itsrngged experiences call for a wifeithat knows how to make the pot boil I and can spank babies systematically system-atically fiul few8pebple J marryfor pure love and tHey in after years suspicion that whdt was at tile time supposed prompt rigsofthe tenderJ islOJlS were in al irollhbilitb t the firSt ynipt9ni of iolera mdrbus J 11 The anqia homarrles a woman SImply sim-ply because he is ahandyarrangemant tq have about thebouse does so from a p inrely business standpoint and in the end iif nq compelled tosupporf him he has done better than many women 1 know oh M nYJ8 man Who las married for money has never realized a dividend upon thoinvestment and many women who have done the same thing have left word for their posterity that although al-though lairltranEacnon upon the face of itf yetitis just as liable to be a put I up job Chicago Ledger I |
