Show STRAYED OE STOLEN KISSING is something like sevenup If he begs and she thinks she can make points in the game she will give one A FAMILIAR instance of color blindness is that of a man taking a black silk umbrella um-brella and leaving a green gingham in its place GRAHMA DOES your feet leak asked little Joe when he saw water dripping from his maternal relatives pedal extremities just after she emerged from abath SHEEP PLAGUED me your Honor and I lambed her said a hardvisaged butcher Well veal give you thirty days replied the polite justice morality mor-ality is at steak a A NEW locomotive turned out the other day at Albany on her trial trip attained a speed of over seventy miles an hour Her wheels are seventy inches in diameter FOR SEVEN years a New Hampshire mechanic made a circuit of half a mile twice per day rather than pass a pow derhouse The other day he learned that it had been empty for eight years A MENDICANT approached a man on the cars the other day and said Dear sir I have lost my leg To which the man replied as he hurried away My dear friend I have not seen anything of it A NEWSPAPER which has twice recently re-cently erred in announcing the death people announces that hereafter any young man bringing news of a death at an hour so late as to make verification impracticable must be accompanied by the remains not necessarily for publjca tion but asa guarantee of a good faith WEE FANNY bit her tongue one day and came in crying bitterly What is it asked her mother Oh mammal she said my teeth stepped on my I tongue 1 |