Show i Our Foreign Guests There was something besides form and ceremony at the centennial centen-nial as tie following incident will illustrate The steamer on the return trip had landed and Mrs Breeay was waiting patiently for the return of her husband who had gone to share in the festivities Suddenly he entered en-tered teredHurra for the French 1 said Mr Breezy staggering into his wifes presence i Where have you been asked Mrs Breezy in consternation Its all right dear said Mr Breezy dropping over into an armchair arm-chair and throwing his new fall hat across the room Mr Breezy have youreally got so low as that asked Mrs Breezy I say sall right Mrs B said Mr Breezy Hurra for battle of Corn walwalrus Hurra for frogeaters Grand cession Mrs B seen em all fine fellows Hurra for everybody and Mr Breezy waved his arms like the sails of the windmill This is simply dreadful said Mrs Breezy looking with astonishment upon her husband Drefful Not tall Mrs B not tall Contrary delightful Hurra for Genral Govnor Cornll and Mr Breezy gave vigorous kick upsetting up-setting a rocking chair and a worktable work-table scattering the contents of the latter over the floor Grand proc esson Big dinner Hurra for Yorkville Three cheers for Gruff forColumbus Star spangl banner home free Now all gether Tis the star spanglbut Mr Breezy rolled over on the floor and his singing sing-ing was lost to the world Oh what shall I do wite him said Mrs Breezy I never saw him this way before or at least not quite so bad Hello old lady said Mr Breezy sitting up and ballancing himself by the side of the coair You dont pear to proply pieciateth comingvent Should been with us Great and stinguished guests said I great stingish guests wersembledgether to do honrto dower great sting guests Three more for memry of LafLafyett and Mr Breezy waved his hands and limbs in a wild wayMr Breezy can you appreciate your condition asked Mrs Breezy standing at a safe distance from her husband and gazing at him in an irresolute ir-resolute way Cert said MrBreezy making a desperate but vain attempt to gain his feet I understand position of of evry Merican citzen in this great fair S our duty genlmen to welcome wel-come our old al allies with ze open arm r and Mr Breezy threw his arms wide apart lost his balance and fell over prone upon his back Mr Breezy this is simply outrageous outra-geous said Mrs Breezy My dear saib Mr Breezy gaining gain-ing a sitting posture once moreyou dont comprehend Im celebrating Mrs B celebrating Every Merican at this time Mrs B should celbrate Tis the cen cententenial of York ville or rather rather and revlution or both or somtliin Hurra for Genl CarnlVashinton This glorious glori-ous day Mrs Ba time genlmen when all hearts should should bat as hurra for land of free and braveand Mr Breezy made another an-other attempt to gain his feet rolled over on his side and fell asleep Well Im speechless said Mrs Breezy leaving the room |