Show J CHIPS a I P April oath Mind yer eye All Fools day More storm brewing day Parisians eat half a million snails a The Indian trouble To get enough fie water There is not an infidel book in the Webb language Apostle C C Rich i down from the north once more April the ers alreadymixed with a slight sensation of lee Oa Wednesday E Bugles was fined 5 for assault and tatery Mike Coffee was fined 5 on Wednesday for being drunk But little business way dune in the District Court on Wednesday Seventeen years aso today the battle bat-tle of the Grand Gulf took place The canal question occupies considerable con-siderable space again this moining C Johnson was aseesed a V by Judge Pyper for violating 1 city ordinance The firt rucaway for weeks took place on Wednesday but was cot an eventful one The advertisement of Mr Janice Payne boot maker trill be found in this mornings issue The names of the troupo accom panying the great Sothern appear in todays IESUO Mr Sctbern plays only onJSaturday night When any traveling agent wants to save you 10 per cent in kerosene look out that you dont loee 30 percent per-cent in something else The first performance of the Grand Duchess by the polite company com-pany trained by Mr Smyth takes place on Friday evening Ogden continues the discussion of the water problem for her locality the Junction expressing itself on the subject Wednesday evening Mr Paul Hammer has just finished a fine portrait of Mrs Nicholas Grcesback in Indian ink which is remarkably admiration re-markably lifelike and elicit general We have received important information in-formation that American girls have resolved to relinquish their leap year privileges during the coming ice cream season i McCornick Co yesterday received re-ceived two car loads of bullion from the Old Telegraph Smelter ono from the Brooks and one car of Germania refined lead valued at 5430 Oansue takers will be paid 4 per day This is poor comoensation for being called a liar a blackguard and a villain by every other woman in the block when her age is guessed at A San Francisco dispatch tells of another victim to the 131514 puzzle puz-zle a painter in that city becoming inane on Tuesday through it and covering his floor and walls with figures This is getting to be a well padded world There are horsepad footpads foot-pads hippads liverpads kidney pads lungpads and stomachpads and some one will have a pad for bald heads Messrs Wm Jennings Sons began moving into their new quarters quar-ters last night the building formerly occupied by the Coop Drug Store I will be ueed as the clothing and boot ani shoe department Professor Careless has received a note of thanks from Herr Wilhelmj for the courtesy done him while hereby here-by the Careless Orchestra The renowned re-nowned violinist with the peculiar j does not forget a kindness readily Miles E Campbell a petit juror summoned to act as such this term and who failing to appear was fined 50 for contempt came before Judge Hunter on Wednesday and purged himself ot the contempt and was excused ex-cused Iii an easy thing to sing of spring When the air is calm and breezy Tis sneezy thing of spring to sing When your own head ia wheezy |