Show WHAT SHALL I DO SALT LAKE CITY April 26 18Su Editors Herald For some time past I have been thinking of buying a bicycle aDd learning to ride upon it I have looked on with admiration and seen tjereFal bicyclists or more all in seen a row one after the other bowling along in fine bowlng fne style jutt as easy as nothing until I bate nnt become somewhat some-what enamortd of the noiseless stesd and have experienced adesiretc > appropriate one somehow or other But in the light of recent revelations i dont know about it I am beginning begin-ning to hesitate and it may be that he who hesitates is i lest to bicyculor pleasures For I have been thinking that the bioycle is proving itself a rather dangerous animal Untold and unsuspecled dangers may be lurking al in i I appears to be a icmuiy cuusiic irnuint rendering people excessively lenderakinned yea as touchly as tinder I did not dream that the wewheeled concern induced such a degree of supeijensi tivenesj such 1 crushing amount of 5o dignity What shall I do aboat it Can you advise mtl I am in a quandary I every little urchin mounted on a fourlecged bucking broncho was 1 look down on me and my mechanical steed with contempt I could get along with that t merely imputing his contempt to his ignorance ignor-ance considering that his early education had been wofuily neglected But if the use of tbo bi < yoJo iHluoe a condition of testy toucnmenotive r 1Q n wnrsn thnn infliimmotoiv rheti matismor a Joblike infliction i boils i it makes a man excruciatingly nervous i it makes him abnormally irritable if it causes Dim to fly into a teapot tempest over nothing at all i it makes him liable toconeider a man an oflendcr for a word an accidental and well meant word if it makes him i as mad as thunder at an adverse criticism and ready to send a challenge lenge to anybody who ventures to look askance nt him or his steed i it incites in-cites him 10 passionately quarrel with his best friends over rifles light us air if the use of i serves to increase the sum of human folly and tho frequency fre-quency of its imuifcttitionj i i is e difficult for a buychst to maintain his menial as will as his physical equilibrium equi-librium if all these things ure properly chargeable to the bicycle and its use why then I think that I had better give that steed 1 wide berth keep my money and my present tolerably equable temper and my peace of mind with and towards tbe newspapers newspa-pers and the rest of mankind and continue to ride on shanks pony or any jogtrottmg flesh and blood and bone Kosinante that I can pick up Under these circumstances I certainly think that the animate self motor is preferable to the inanimate pedo trans motor What do you think BYSTASDEK |