Show I gibe Foible fable of the IKe Coining om O Out ut t Girl Girland B Ge Ad M Oder Fab l J o e eI n s and a Few of her herK Keen ert Guesses ess y I ge I 6 Y DAUGHTER we start for tor the th Country mY 1 next ext Week W k said ald the elderly Society Birdy Bird y I to her little Chick Up to the Summer Hotel for a Suite at a Per Diem rate that Still R ill put a large deep Crimp into Papas Income for r 1 03 You are no now at the PinFeather Period and aud 9 0 o aB o oNo No Ho doubt I shall make many miscues mis miscues cues said l d Isabella and yet I am willing to make the e experiment t Mother Brother mint mun teach you how to Fly I have been Veen V 1 f giving i ing a lot tot of Hard Th ht to the Man n Game for tor torB or B th these many Moon Moone and a d without wing passing myself my elf r lony t n fragrant cluster of Green GreeD Pew Pe tf 1 I think I 1 am On Every Woman Homan of Experience has a private Rouges Gallery She can give you a Line on the whole Bunko Brotherhood from Sammy the Sophomore Sophomore Sophomore more Who vho wears a BucKwheat Cake instead of a 8 Cap up to the decrepit old who wants wa ts to hold Bold your Hand because you look so much like Uke his Daughter Taking the whole Outfit from Seventeen to Seventy I may add that they are the grandest gran est Bunch of f that ever eyer operated You are area reo a Mere Child of 19 It with a Baby Stare tare and an a Simple pI Faith tn in Mankind and you are due to be Strung unless you Copper about of all that is said akl to you There will ill be enough Hot Air wasted wast around that Hotel this Summer to keep a Flat Fiat Building BuU Ung nice ice and warm al all ail next Winter inter It behooves behoove you u to be Foxy othe otherwise you will be engaged ett en ed to so many at atone atone atone one time that you will m get twisted tw in your Book BookKeeping BookKeeping Keeping and overplay your System You must not I be chummy with lith any Gentleman tieman until you have known him at least Two Days ys yso No o doubt I shall make many maily 1 said Mid Isa Isabelie 1 Isabelle I belle belie and yet I am willing tiling to Experiment L L suppose you understand that tb t In IB order to be strong with the vano various arious us Kinds that will be on oit your 1 Trail you You must learnt leant tobe to be be a Artist said Mother For instance there is the Spring S Lamb with the t e Stingy little Coat and ami Big Shoes He Heis is lo just juat home from College and hen ben he walks along Ions the Veranda it sounds like Uke a T beam am m going over a Bidge Idse If one of those Squabs Squalls should begin to pursue pur pursue pursue sue y you u what would you do doI I 1 am am so so Inexperienced I 1 hardly know what to say gay y replied little Isabelle Isabella I think ho eer that I Would tie a large Can to him unless u Jess there the was a horrible horn We Shortage in the Supply and I had bad to throw in a few Understudies As a rule the ed Collegian C 1 eglan Is Isa Isa a little shy 00 on Collateral and aad more or less leGs of a Dummy Dummy Dum my on any Topic except Himself The way to make a TenStrike with him is 15 to fed f his bis Muscles and tell fell him how well his Clothes fit If you Jolly him up for three or four Days you may get a nice piCe Photo Photograph Photograph graph of him and then he will bone you fop fors fo one on in Return an nail it up in bis his Den Denn and toil tilt t n all ail II the Ule theother theother other Johnnies that you are crazy WIN l The Trouble with the Glad GIad College Youth Is that that he has lies been a lle ItNe too t Q soon Besides Be ides I 1 dont ont think thin thinka k ka a Man lIan starts sta in to be Good Y until he h is past MIst 35 25 And some of them have a few Points to pick up after they pass 55 added Mother You seem to tobe tobe tobe be wise to the very ery Young Kind How about the Bachelor with the Tremolo Tremelo Tre lo Voice V l e who wants to sit about six inches away aAa from you all aU the and look ook you straight in the Eye nd tell you that Life was wasa a Desert until he be bumped bum into you y u the Time to hang ng out the Red Light re replied r replied plied Daughter Ive been t among em em only onh two Seasons but Ie Ive taken that Boys Measure Meas re all right all right Hes the kind that wants you to lean on his Shoulder and tell an all your Troubles to a True Friend after he has known you ou about twenty t nty Min w 0 a d 0 1 Merciful M exclaimed X d the mother motherS ulas mas u S and if i 70 you you hang hag 1 L back k he be is Hurt a Ud d ems to think that you do him ail a pU ct L He has got away ajay with it so often that his Nee Ner is ip up and ts 18 tsE 01 o E the Huf HuftY Du Talk Ik that he has h learned it is the Kind calculated to make a girl Ashamed of herself herselt unless she starts right in m and loves S him bint with her Whole Soul He is a pretty dangerous Proposition You can say Scat to Ferdie Perdie the Wrest Fresh Freshman Fresman man or else send him on an Errand but Mr Ar Aft Arthur thur Fresh who is getting along toward 30 is so accustomed to the that he arises arl es dusts duets his biz bi Clothes and comes back beck with a Genial Smile and treats the whole Incident as a Joke Then If you Repent and try to Square yourself the Chances are that he wilt will wait walt until you begin to act real Friend Friendly ly Iy and then he you the Toss and HAd hike off after some new Geraldine This kind kiDd likes to switch from a Blonde to a Brunette about every third Day Merciful ul Mayonnaise claimed e Mother I dont believe I am qualified t tp sit on O n the SideLines and do any Coaching for you You seem S e to be Next Nest Did they teach leach you all II this at Boarding School Dont give it away ay said Isabelle lebut but Ill Ml tH t you on the Q T that we have what is known wn as the Protective Order of t Buds The Trifler Truer who Soho goes up p and down the Line springing the Guff about Love at First Sight is spotted and tagged in a Hurry Hurr There are two ways of handling this Party One is to spring his Record on pu him and kid him until he be lets up The other is to everything and String him along The Second Method is the one usually em employed employed employed by all aU True Artistes The older the Bachelor the bigger the Cinch Hold on to one of his Coat Buttons and look leek up at him and ask him a lot Jot Of tf j i feebleminded Questions about the Wicked World Work and he wilt will talk for Hours at a Time But the Minute the Sun goes down you want to yell for a Chape Chaperon I ron until you can be heart in the next Township That will lead him to believe that he is a fascinating lug ins and dangerous danser us Person It is jS always alway a terrific Hit lilt I know two Girls who landed Good oDd Things last ft Summer merely by Sitting out in a Hammock and calling for Chaperons They used u to sit out 9 t until Midnight begging somebody some to go for a Chaperon and the Gentlemen had to talk Ut to them for Hours Fours Boursin in in order to calm them and Convince them that the Whole Proceeding was Has according to Hoyle that is isso isso isso so long as they were with Nice Fellows I 1 take off oil my Bonnet net to you said Mother You dont need to attend atte any Night School hool Theres just one other Variety How about the Lonesome Mar Married red ried Man You mean m the Kind that wants to tell you hov ho v I sorry sony he is that he be find you before h ht hg hooked up with a Woman who iho never seems to Understand I him He is a Sad Affair He is trying to sneak a i Return Trip on the Flirtation Route after be he has lost his Ticket As a Study he is fairly Interesting but the Pursuit of or him is 18 barred by the Game Lav Laws a aThe The best way to quiet ulet him down is la to get frendly A with his Wife That settles it said the elderly Society Bird BIrdAn Any An time tune that I want a Hunch Ill hunt up the tha Young Lady of or Today 0 o Q QI I c f Ai AiX X t a 4 1 I t Any time I want a 8 hunch Ill e ehunt 7 hunt up the young lady lad y of today r it Moral Its ns a Wise Mother r that can hand haDel ask New Ones Copyright 1993 1903 by Robert Howard Russell |