Show LAST AST WORDS OF The intricacies of the Payne Pa e bill and andall andaU andall all aU the other tariff measures is illus illustrated by b the following humorous special special specia cial cia to the New Ne York YOlk World from the national capital ca Washington These are the last intelli intelligible Intelligible Intelligible gible words OM of a tariff expert If a Ii hen him and a half lays an egg egl and anda a half hal in a diy day eJa and anda a half in Singapore how bow much does it cost a family of five to live in Kalamazoo if the duty dut on omelets is a cent and a half s It pound The answer It depends upon the tits compensatory duty on feathers The average citizen of moderate means men knows that he is boing being robbed but always know the methods employed to extract the coin from his pockets and tho expiring words of oC the tariff expert e pert furnish no clue to the mys mystery mystery tery One thing he doos does know kno and that thatIs its Is that the schedules are arc purposely drawn with the idea in view of keeping him guessing as to how hard he IB Is I hit The Payne bill Is probably not much worse wor e than the Dingley I law taw in this re respect respect respect Perhaps It was impossible to tomake tomake tomake make it so 50 |