| Show r rI j C r I Mr Dooley ey on 01 the Burning Issue By Copyright F 1909 by P H H DUNNE Company I j 10 L L Wei sold said air Mr hat at arre views Hawson on tW tji great now th American peo QUestion Ie What dye mean asked askea Mr Sir Hen jieY v Th tariff Th tariff cried air Mr Ir Dooley Th tariff riff i n th thO U American people him I tn Ui tariff tat takes care iv will tai cIr Ir iv i th thO tariff No sir r Ye dont don fc se rp in th Ut about hout ti tL tariff It may ma b Jp there but v n t see O it Th Tk ony qUell ques questin tin tin t th American people today jc If 1 nil th foremost t American emerge th retirement to which he gr ee rm r m bustin th thO iv lv th Ut fun ly vint f nt map ba pr t Munroe an ii restore re tOIe th thO thiv iv th thO white race ree or will willIi jie Ii le law lave th Cli larts lana rest relit on th Ut brow Iv th Ut t an let Jet th Ut sink slowly back we become again I hewers hewer iv lv wood an Iv lv wather ii an 1 chambermaids iv lv Pullman cars No n th Is aggy Business walta Ita on en th Ut deeMon d n nf f rc an ian be no return iv lv prosperity pro till tillIt tillIt tillit It Is settled wan wy Jo or r th tit other other In Ivry ilY place pae where Whee Well men gather aUter th Ut great gre t is discussed ed AH AU petty factional s are flOt in th Ui face iv tv this appalling disaster not iwa to to a nation butto but butto to tc a race ra rae e A signed be such IRIch names as Haitch Taft Charles harIS EI Mary Baker Eddy w rd Watson Glider Gilder Harry Pratt Jugon Jp Oft Woodrow Wilson Lodge Lo an Ed Ednard EdI Edg g nard urd ard Everett Hate Hale has ball ta been skit nt to th Ut UtI I I Greatest t American him fr rr th Ut t honor hnot iv lv 1 civilisation to abandon th comfort iv h private life lite an n y th Ut thE thI E 1 dollars at coon wn A bet Iv hr tea Len en thousand I eight to five lao baa boost been 1 made macIe m e be Lyman Ii Abbott that Johnson wont but twin 11 ty rounds round weigh in 10 at eight t give or take ten pounds pound pou Th Tb 11 short abort end Tas as taken be a who r E vant ant ins his name f tr ft r business a r but is Ia to be beL prom n L 1 tn In n lie Re an philanthropy circles Yes sir air th great heart iv lv th Ut na Uon Is torn tom bo be anxiety Down at Dock DocIe oL office last night aether him himan himan himan an Father Kelly had had their usual wan round preliminary over th thO mod movement th thO Great come up Prize figh n said Dock OLeary is a a an dangerous an hud be suppressed we are sure sure Jeffries can cnn take off of th Ut Weight an be enough nOUgh to knock th off he lio says I think ony iv th Ut deplorable moral as aspect poet Iv lv It said Father Kelly Ken But Ill bet betI I mean mn to say I feel assured ns bo be what wb t I have bave accidentally read In th thO that th blackmoor c i get gett through th tit big fellows guard guara with witha a machine mashine gun sun says Joll he T r anny news iv th thO tariff says I What tariff says th thO dock doek 1 1 must be b spin sayd Ryd Father Kelly An there ye y yei nine fe S SIl t VH Il I can cn say y to me tHe ute follow fellow co nth t in ln this gerent crisis Is to be cam air Se patient this is rwan Jv thim urto th that thries mens soul Bu But th Ut more inora th Ut Issue i sue th greater tit Ut tit need iv hr There Th ro la Is no occasion ocon f fr r on display Iv Iv Each must do t Ins eurin public omber If th Ut P iv lv 3 car carin inflamed in med with be tl triumph iv lv 1 his h race ye Jeo out Iv th wash washroom room lie ha l completed t ted d his Wet do not to soap dish f Im his hand Go out ut aa au secure th tho co cooperation cooperation i operation iv Lv th lh U b k an an a induce th thO frind iv I lavo lave th in th middle iv Ut next suspension bridge If If Ifa a fellow citizen iv lv iva Iva lva a car says sa ye White scum seum remove ve ye r feet f fr frn i mine do not 5 tako JaRO ao umbrage e It may nia be all aU aUthO th thO poor pool man has Take Jh th brake han handle handle handie dle die Me fa fellow men we can do dono dono dono no neither thin to follow th Ui example mple Iv lv our leader Like LIko ton at Valley Forge or Lincoln Linteln eln Bulls Buns Run he lie is Ia melancholy but cam camHe camHe camHe He knows none th iv l th calamity that has befell th race iv which he is th with th Ut wallop wan p Th Tk cry iv lv millions has reached his ears an Care th the handmaiden iv Responsibility has creased his pale an thoughtful face Ho realizes th weight l that rests upon his I s but th Ut I weight that rests upon his I Is a more matther ap approached approached approached to declare his he heas was as found deep Jn jo thought aether an exhibition iv th ui manly art iv th thO rope at a vaudeville vau As Ashe Ashe Ashe he his hand band f fr r another dipper iv champagne which is Ills his ony stimulant lant available durin dunn his hard he raised his head anex an ex cx claimed Sir said th thIv emissary Iv th the press prees not fr r th thO Aye Ave nin fin Blight alone atone but in iv sixty on white men who see th thO su iv their race threatened I ask ye e willye wrest wre t th loris frn rm th grasp Iv this if If r ye mean says Ut thO First n will I fight th smoke I eon can ony ori gay J jy y go gj chase Let us take those to heart It is ia not as yet et fr rr th thO to proclaim a day iv lv fasting an L Let t us isa go 10 soberly about our daily dally to th thO destiny d that has th Ui white wIte race raco so long Ions lon lonAn longAn An above ail all let Jet us imitate th thO example Iv our peerless leader James 3 an highly resolve olve DOt no to tJohn John Joltn Johnson John on we are ready I It fr r wan an will do my part pert Well Veil sir R a thing that this happened just at th thO time I thought th example iv h such men Hughes iv New ew York had done Its Us wurruk I thought th had been refo in five an human ne no more I Ora to toi b what it has 1188 always 8 been but something g so go relined refined that in a little while willie th roughest rou heat iv h us be livin th thO pure an simple life ute iv h a canary burrd In a glided gilded cage But Thit last ast week I that th Ut eera oera had set in as all Hegan Hogan says ys yo ye o an I Iud ud spind our or avenins tidies together Today I pick p k up th thO an th thO ony on thing in thim worth Is accounts Iv 1 combats between brutes In human form Tilts Tills last ter Ho Hogan Hogan Hogan gan JIn a daM class to hear beer lectures a week Pro Oil feather Iv hr th tW School Iv Thought cot entitled Th Iv Civilization More Ladylike Ideel Hogans custom to come in here th lecture an tell teU me about it Theres no use u e says he lie mankind d has made since th thO days d ys all disputes were settled be resort to arms he be says saye an th Ut naked savage slammed his fellow man with a astone astone stone hatchet or a club Th day Iv h brute has hw gono gone by he lie says sas Well sir last Jut night I to be paIn pa by an it was lighted up an th polls were a ahard ahard ahard hard time keepin th crowd back beck an n thinks I to mean Tilts Tills must be a iv th thO Culture an I wint wini in Ye can judge iv lv I me sur surprise surprise prise I found round that It was a Th crowd behind me e ewas was so o dense that it was Impossible to toe escape e so I made th best beet Iv lv th Ut situa situation situation tion lion an allowed to be forced near noar enough to th Ut ring side de to need aeed an um UHl umbrella brella between rounds While I was wall on th thO disgraceful nature iv th exhibition an frill time ad slain wan iv lv th Ut a fine lookin laad Tipperary with asgood u as good g a aright aright aright right hand band aa as I liver iver see pee to si sled ml H It i over I heerd a shriek In me Ine ear Give GI it to him Th Tb right Uppercut Up ut him Oh but that was a pippin Slay him him while willie ye have him ye 8 I looked around an lo 10 an behold there was iv Peace What are ye doin here at tills this affair says I 1 Why Th arent ye at th lecturer lecture T says I J There aint anny aRn lec lee lecture lecture ture says h Gil Gilfeather Gilfeather feather say MY to ye yer says Y I He wont say says he him over In hi Battling Petersons corner cemer I 1 ony lamed th Ut other day that he was WIlli wanet am lightweight ch iv loway Iowa Hes lIes gone go Into again an he thinks he may come back baek says Hogan Wen Well there ye arc are I sup suppose suppose pose civilization is a failure but thin civilization always has bs been a failure as far back baek as I can I flyer yet knew th Ut time human nature want away a thim that wad lead lend It up to higher an xii bet titer ther things an Into th Ut back backyard backyard backyard yard to play In th tW mud a brutal said Air Mr Well Weil said aid Mr Dooley Dodey there aint very to th thO spec spectator spectator spectator in anny form torm iv 1 human employ mint If ye think I am improved in me mind mId an morals be seem ye puah In a up a gangway on a ahot ahot ahot hot summers afternoon ye ought ou t to toBee see Bee doln doin it all I th Ut spectacle but it dont me mertone meDo Do Ie at all aU Sure th thO prizefighters life he looks to me to be a fairly happy wan I If hes hell anny good at all aU he dont fight more mere than wan t a month an Jn n thin half th Ut time lie he dont fight If of offered offered ye fifty thousand thou and dollars to let Jim J m Jeffries hit UK ye e wanet put nut th thO money ntO ey where th thO 11 cud use it in incase Inesse case esse Iv decease an face race Fr ten thousand added money give him leave to use nee an club What cud be a safer aster s fer or more f fr r a young man manto manto to 16 ester enter In th thO old oM days Thin a prizefighter had to wurruk f tr fr r a alivin aUvin livin Uvin an a poor lIvIn it was WM He lIe was called Jem Jern he be was be a 8 Jook ook an he whit wint into th Ui ring iv ly a aL L ah mornin an ai flyer come out till night He fought with on his hi hands an he got through th Ut ony way he cud tell he bad bada a face at all was wu be he that it was opposite to th back iv t his hie head headIn headIn In his hb years he kept a tavern I that th Ui Jook give him They Were th Ut boys In thim days day An be Mv ens en I too I too as Hogan says ya y have lived among Think iv IT thim grand orand old heroes ir Jr I our time Sayers that tot fought Johnny Heenan with a broken arm all through th an anI I an Jem Jern Mace th Ut gipsy an Tom Allen an John Morrissey ey that was a in his day but keep keepin in good condition conditiOn an n become a con congressman conre grossman gressman re man An thin th best Iv thim all Jawn L 1 Sullivan Sultian That great is le with us still Im glad to say There was a fighter He care who Ho He licked th thO barber that shaved him th Ut wrong way to th Oregon Joynt that slew oxen with wan punch Ye niver heard heerd iv Jawn L whether he lie was waS in condition or how much money there was in It He niver was In condition or out iv it His ony recorded sayla was Lemme at him himIe It Ie r heart niver beat so high with pride as th thO day th thO mayor Iv Boston ed him with th thO dinion dimon bolt nor n r sunk mink so low in me bosom bosem bo em as th 01 night James J d Corbett Co bett him with a belt in th jaw In hi Jawn dawn L Sullivans day a chal challenge challenge lenge hoige to a fight with him him was wa followed be a crashing noise noI e an that was all allU there U ro was to it In thim times there was no n hard ha a 8 desire de tre to slay alay each other othu between fighters Now Nowadays Nowadays aday be th are such that they thoy seldom meet It takes ac 1 long to arrange a light ht as u it does to get up a IL European EU Open war First there is a challenge ch thin a years oear en th Ut rope rope an makin faces at a lookin gloss glass in a variety Ute the thin th UI challenge is an am anth amUt th Ut go on th the road fr an another another another other engagement thin a number iv our leadin bankers benkers are cal in Jn to finance th encounter This Thill takes an another another other othet year ear arrangements thin have to tobe tobe tobe be made Fr Cr th Ut aa an finlly finI butt both old can no DO longer looser to th thO theay thesy trOll they meet paw each other till tOl wan wall tv ty thim geta gets a slap alap p in th Ut face race an lies lien down on Oft Ida his back fr rr ten seconds an 1111 starts Marta a saloon I 1 know a I will ye y sometime Ye Yc wont lied And him hard to talk to In spite iv h his position I he is very vel affable an has lias sym sympathy sympathy pathy with th Ut classes cla ses Dye like Uke says ys I WelL Wen I says he be his hI dimon ring Its It Wither HUber thin f fr r Armoor ho he beay says ay an th is I s mod d Th principal throat I have bave to and ud f with it is Kt its too va variety variety variety ate are badly ventilated ve an anI anI anI I am often so faint tote me turn that I can scarcely stagger to 10 me ne i An Anre ye have no m MM Idee what us have bave to suffer ivry year called upon to r titles tRies Th constant fr pitchers th Ut ceaseless sll th thO wran gUn with me opponent about Ill knock him out In hi th Ut third or 01 th thO eighth round th Ut utter impossibility iv getting new bills biU an finlly th Ut smoke laden iv lv th Ut arena an aa th Ut ring surrounded be fat sn n with pale pate palefaces faces who die iv lv heart disease d e K It they to overtake a car caran carn caran an n aU nfl th Ut time lime yoUth 7 f fr r me to Mur ur i a nice young fellow that belongs to th Ut same esme whist w club chili as I do doob on it N is hard liard hard bani 7 But says 1 I dont doat ye e get et a bang in th eye ivry tn IlL a white while says I I 1 niver got aa as many my f fr r ten thousand d dollars rs says ap he be as I cud get at th Ut stock atom at yards yaz anny anD Satar r dah deli night free with me pay dIRk cheek says aya he lie An there ye p y are aft Arent ye ashamed to be n about theres f e manny more important t things thi to be 1 8 about T saM said Mr lr H fl HIn ne neIll Ill In tell ten ye what Ill 1 do said nhI Dooley Ill Til bet ye re that at this thIe it that Haitch Taft can MIll nami more moi e UdIt t he ho hoone one can vice iv v th lii Untied u ale An AD Jave H It to toi aba i Copyright illS by H H IL Mcc k Sc I Company 1 |
