Show Say Sy a ins of a Cynic STEALING J time from sleep Is a poor in or way to beat it tt There are two sides to every e ery story and some have four and a II ceiling The wind frequently turns an umbrella but a 11 borrower seldom returns It The right kind of a man have to spend pend half his time looKing fora jobA Job JobA A woman gets more enjoyment out of ofa ofa ofa a good cry than a man does out outs of a hearty laugh I II I Remember girls that boasting of an old love affair is a mighty poor way to boost a new newt one Its Hs an easy matter for a man to cut down his living expenses All h he has bas to do Is tr break Into jail jailA jailA jailA A woman oman writer says a man should keep Jeep nothing n from his wife AS a matter of ot fact he cant You Yon cannot convince a farmer fanner that t city people popl get et up early enough to do an n hon ho i iest est eat days das work I When a girl Irl Jilts lilts a young youn man and he refuse refuses to let It spoil his career it li fa s an nn awful Jolt to her h r pride 1 Its Ire a gay old world when you ou are gay and a sad old world when you are a sad gad It all nil depends upon the point of view Another Queen Dr Q Mr Nutt what do you ou know about the age of Why I think she was Mas about eighteen el doctor Sewanee Tiger Tiber Inevitable What caused the separation Oh he thought kS much of himself as she thought of herself and as little of f her as she did of him Life PRECAUTION I Ills His JUa Willie where have you JlOU been Your hair is suspiciously wet Willie I fell in the river ricer But your clothes are not riot wet reel Well you JlOU see ate ce ma while I war wan on 01 the bridge thought I maybe Id fall faU alt in so ao I took foot off or my clothes clothe clothen n id J I did Illustrated Bits ACCORDING TO CONTRACT House Hou e Owner you railed Jailed to pay your rent relit last lad mOI What are you JlOU going to do about it Tenant Oh I suppose Ill do as you JlOU raid ala when what I 1 rented It House louse Owner What did I say Bay Tenant YOK said sairi I 1 must pay in ad advance twice vance or not at all London Opinion A A A FRESH young joung oun man Is apt to spoil early earb in life lire It takes a cheerful face to make good in a photograph Worry orry gives the undertaker more business than hard work work livery Every man knows knoll other man roan he would like to get bet even with Its almost as difficult to 10 live down downa a bad bast reputation as it is to live up to toa toa toa a good one Dont meddle with the affairs of other people and you will m have havo that much less to worry about |