Show ONE OF TIMS VESTS Cincinnati they talk about Tim Wood Woodruffs ruffs vests vestI Lately however another tale about the New York politician is go going goIng ing the rounds According to this Mr Ir Woodruff was presented by b a grateful admirer with a handsome silk dressing gown It was a beautiful thing and Mr Woodruff displayed himself in It to the family circle only to find that It was W S about four inches too long longIll longIll Ill send that to my tailor tall or and have him cut It down said Mr Woodruff I Several days later as he was enjoy enjo enjoying ing the after dinner cigar the boy from the tailors arrived Heres your smoking s ok okIng ing Jacket sir said sald the kid Id Mr Woodruff breathing anticipatory admiration tried the garment on Not mine said he hc I any smoking Jacket like that The boy Insisted Mr Ir Woodruff laid the garment on the table while he argued with the boy bo Mrs Woodruff came In What are you doing with your our dress dressIng dressIng Ing gown now Tim she asked Did you ou notice that I cut it down four inches Before Mr Ir Woodruff could answer an aunt who was stopping at the Wood Woodruff rut ruff home entered At once she beamed Yes I cut ut it down for you for a little surprise said she I heard you OU say it was too long Mr Woodruff began to gasp The trust trusted trusted ed maid of ot the Woodruff menage entered Och there ye e have the dressing gown she exclaimed I cut It down for you OU but before I It up some wan took It away from me room The tailors boy standing stolidly by said The bill for cutting four Inches oft off the tho bottom of ot the smoking Jacket Is 50 cents Breathing heavily Mr Woodruff said Put some pockets In It and Ill wear It as 38 a vest |