Show I I I I 1 I I I I Schedule of the tIle Convention By B Bugs Boor Bacr Copyright b by Universal ersal Service Ser l tN N Juno Tunc 2 21 nm L-nm Dill S SAN SN Bryan Bran will start the Democratic with an opening prayer for Bill Bryan and the Democratic party in the order named Iw w Real estate agent will arise and nominate the first parcel of candidates in Job lOl lots 4 i tt 3 Orator will ym drag drag- the e league ao of nation nations nations na na- na- na tion in b by the heels while tho the delc- delc gates cut out paper dolls for the domestic domestic domestic do do- and foreign trade 9 4 4 Book agent will pop up and offer otter of ot- for fer a 3 set of at twelve candidates bound In limp leather party part binding bInin with or I Ivory finish No bidding c ii t 5 Attempt to make ice Bill BIlt Bryan kiss Woodrow Woodro Wilson will result in deadlock dead dead- lock a s 6 Auctioneer will offer oter rare and eXotic erotic er eX- otic collection of ot candidates never seen before beCore on lan lanor or tea sea No bidding 0 g It Iti 7 i. Suburban delegate will wilt introduce plank aimed to reduce tho the high chances of ot living a 8 8 S. Recess necess while tho the bo boys s 's dye dyo Eastern Eastern East East- cm ern eggs ebbs r s s C 9 Convention Con convenes and adopts plank to reduce the tho high chances of ot living 10 Old maid delegate wilt will Ul demand American bachelors mandatory mandator over fr 4 11 11 Bill Bm Bryan Dryan puts on car ear muffs while chairman reads Woody Wilsons Wilson's message mes mes- sage t f 4 tt I 12 Choir of or Instructed delegates will sing sinS the Democratic Hymn of Hate 9 1 12 ic Mention of ot Woody Wilson brings roar of or applause from everybody but hut Bryan Bran Bill maintains an indiscreet silence if t 9 a 3 14 H. Motion to r raise the the salary alary of t un- un Instructed delegates cleates Is la carried on first ballot 1 T os lu 13 Hi Carload of oC fresh candidates ar arries arrives ar ar- rives ri f f. f o. o b. b Washington U r a 11 V lb 16 Vote Yote of or confidence Is given Chen to Democratic weather eather forecasters Ser Ser- at arms ejects Republican spy disguised as tourist 1 t J 17 Ii Deadlock in balloting gives B Bryan Bryana an ana a chance to knock off ort fifteen en minutes of ot refined sidewalk patter palter and snappy dance 4 18 Convention has haa to stop on seven seen ty eighth bR ballot lot Everybody E Is a p. con can didato and l there aint no tele delegates at s left lert It e 1 19 In Iii th the confusion Bill Dill nr Bryan an accepts accepts accepts ac ac- ac- ac the nomination S S I |