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L T M THE main object l In ke I T York fall Is going during the th to provide a a. turo Lure for tor people who wish 1 their week ends In th the tho order to preserve th the bless s ever over they are are arc of peace moA mote moto tranquility d everYbody guided by the tho following nul Rules for tor Ea Always AI as carry now new bills bUla The Tho Mako Make servants object to Sid old o w no attempt to flirt ho hostess tess unless her husband desires Her TIer mind Is on oth othi Have lave brass labels tar your our name and address at all of ot your our clothes send them to bo ho You surprised and chagrined the theto the to seo the second man w i about the lawn Never take a trunk but g all bagga baggage e. e Thor There Is nothing y l likes liken better than cover J h your hand ba baggage lage and and nj mo me it up UI to your our room like a 8 su guide Ide or The rule about making lore ends is absolute If It y you ar are are- lor br mako make love to tho the on en if It you ar are a ato to the unmarried O ones oae B Tho The ordinary week end as It In the tho vicinity of ot Ne New Yo ro Yoi I not be confused with Its elder the tho house party which Is mu nih geographically extensive and andIn place almost anywhere any from 1 California or from Seattle t t to On the other hand week end among amonS' themselves There la is' is ismay may call the one-man one week week- which you visit your joUr friend o 0 01 day and help him cut his hla g Instruct him In how to ru run a care of ot his motor car Aft in ing over his place finally get around to the car lm Is about what happens I You say Yes Tes that's a pretty prelly fair got sot there You ought tn to ew miles mUes out of ot that ca ear car much trouble t. t He j says ays Eleven thousand Urn Th good for tor I if its it's good for How much do you spose Ive I've a It so 80 far Thirteen cents forand fort for and that wasn't necessary 1 sure suro enough car all ri right ht t Yes they're good little c cu you dont don't push em too hard an and the engine engino every quarter And nd way Wap Ive I've got a 1 little trick I I. I show you t You proceed to tell him carburetor In which ho lie ca enough in gasoline to buy him j new car for the rest of th the Then as you are a ed cd man you run tun over his hia ph plat pIa minutely with him and about how to run It Take that chicken house hoe a sweeping his little flock of ot h he I a a. broad gesture Now I TV wi you my idea of ot how a a. chick ought ht to be built I You relate the history of and wind up by saying that he be wrong kind In En tho evening i has asked the neighbors neighbor In In i you you tell them thorn how au mu u taught taus-ht him t. t Think of ot It you say ay y Jo 10 actually didn't know how t to washer on a faucet Always Alway dreamer oven in m college e. i Now that I say Is on ono kind I o end the kind lelnd that Is Js often than any other Fro From s sprung run all nIl the other week week-en arc are up to tho the grand affair w ware wl arc are met at the station with with- with two rno men att aUIt atta aU It somewhere and you bay hav choice of polo ponies and th thi is a dollar a point and th duchess or so 50 hanging arou premises and If it you know ho hoi you will wUl find tho the han hangar ar doand doand do doi and a a. regular ular duplex motor r you with v. a half dozen atten get et you ou off oft straight This always happens on Lon Loa and it is your oUr cuo cue to be nl ni du duchess cli ess And so o you say My Iy dear Duchess but a first six hours you C call her how Ion long havo have you been heen In t ta land j i jAnd And she says flecking 11 th lh from her cigarette Not Zot s dear bo boy I really quite enjo Icah In spite of ot somo sorno of or the a things said about It by my i pal Winnie Churchill and t t. taro taro aro are such nice nico chaps to flIrt And t you ou say not without a a- i of intense interest I 1 ho hope d that you ou include me In that J There Is no reason w wh shouldn't be bc included she After all what does docs It ma mat more or less among so maD many You are arc now en rapport i duchess In the evening you allow hethe hei he heithe e ethe the dear old duke to win a t tor tor tor or so from you on at bridge This is the jeweled jewel d Lon Len movement week end guaran last until Tuesday or ne necessary es arr u u ana you OU motor ao 00 It Is easier casler to motor now to sit on the cow Especially after you got get out York You go east cast over th thai ninth street bridge and in a al hour or so you ou are at your w wAnd wAnd wen wenAnd And tho conversations are are J same All over oyer the near eat east t 10 io o'clock on Sunday morning weel ta talk week end the following Ing place placer GolfI Golf I did the ninth in four But the pond hole was mj my loo I OIl got In tho the lon long grass rass on and after alter that that that- I r cant can't seem to do dolt It any any Im hoping mine mino will corn com any da day Som I. I Made Mado a two a two on th tn Funny how you do those thos t tYes tl Yes but you ou dont don't do e 5 ea enough Literature Most of or tho the men w weeK end assembled but although h It if 1 Is noon the girl enders week enders enders' are by their absence But ther couple of bright ones who rJ ri the lark who are on hand JD ana fl of oC middle-aged middle ladles ladies One One-J bri bright ht ones on says I Oh Mr rr have you r rI Tt I Minnie lInnie and don dont don't t YIt's Yit's y t its it's perfectly dreadful I Why no no replies Mr Bird likes hikes to bo be nothing If It not e eIng ex Ing with the girls I 1 Rather refreshing after atter all th Lb the tommy tommy-rol First middle aged lady II I II 1 I agree with Miss Paradise se book book well well It Is qa quit You read modern novels novel breaks In the second bright Conce c a once orco went on a slumming i Greenwich Village and knows lIterature Not man many of them middle aged tad lady I am rat fashioned you ou know I sU I my roy Trilby j Trilby echoes a a. mart emart man who Vho is lolling on one or ot t dow st seat at with a beautiful 6 Kansas City so fresh so 50 K Kone one of ot the was wa the name of a i r horse Now Rupert says th the tho G or Villager dont get horses We Ve all know bo bow L and by tho the way Is there so sOO o J. J today At this moment the tho hoste bote 1 In 4 Children she declares declare Y 7 not talk books around ii h against the tho law Now listen the program for the day day And she outline outline- with grac tures turcs of oC a graceful hand J they may ma all do if It they II lI lIIs is to bo be a polo match In the theIn In th the earl carl early afternoon and andt th lon In the tho evening ho bo a lower flower show sho and It Its It's a aday La day at Piping Or Or yo yoU yoUat I at l home homo and arid loaf if ir yoU u mee- mee Its It's a a. great Ute life in the days If it you dont don't week end i J |