Show Waffle Weevil Leads Chelsea MBride and Goofy Beers About v t By A. A Delegate to Democratic per Damon Una on Copyright p bt IKO by S SAX SAN AN FRANCISCO June 21 My My friend Chelsea McBride and this Has guy Goofy Beers the nut are very sick guys today and it all comes of their bc being ng- ng out out last night looking over San Francisco to see if there is anything doing in the tho way of local sin or other entertainment They do not come in until about four bells In the morning and the first thing I know 1 I have e to send for tor a croaker which h Is a way of ot saying a a. doctor and for a a. nurse and antI a hot water bottle and andall andall all such as that because thc they are very sick guys Indeed A Ah b. b Well naturally I figure they get to drinking something or other which does docs not agree with them although I cannot cannot can can- not think of ot anything which w will not agree with Chelsea McBride except maybe mabo chloride of or lime after arter his long experience with New York drinks but Chelsea swears the they do not have a single sin sin- gb SOlo gle drink We are out with a waffle watne weevil Chelsea Chel ea says Ho He Is a n. guy who eats waffles and Chelsea says I will wUI back hIm ilm against any waffle wattle eater in the whole world You know he says back In NeWYork New NewYork NewYork York we have these cake caters eaters who hang bang out in tho the coffee corree joints along Seventh avenue and Broadway and eat ent cakes akes and wear soft sott collars and pinchback pinchback pinch pinch- back coats Well Wen ho he says out hero thc they hey are arc waffle weevils and do noth- noth In Lag ng but eat cat waffles raffles It Is a terrible habit and ande ve e very filling Weevil Shows Show S Six Speed d Anyway Chelsea says Goofy Beers and I go out with this waffle weevil figuring he will show us a litLie litlIe lit lit- lIe lo speed because naturally when guys ire arc away from home they always alwa's wish to step about a little to see what is oming orning o of ot Of O course he says we do not know at first that the guy is a waffle waffle I ne weevil but every time we see a ap p place laco co lit lit- up that looks as uJ if It it might be e a a. place where something ia Is doln doing ho 10 takes us in In and it always turns out Lo to bo be a 1 waffle watne joint I I As near as I can make ou out Chelsea Chel Chel- sea ea says every other joint in San Francisco is a waffle wattle Joint If IC It Is not nott a. a doughnut drum a and nd it seems seems that eating aUns- doughnuts Is the first step to toward toward toward to- to ward becoming a waffle tie weevil Sooner or r later a doughnut eater cater Is bound to wind vind up in a waffle wattle joint and Chelsea Chel Chel- sea ea says the first thing ho he knows ho hoIs hoIs hos Is s a confirmed waffle waHle weevil 1 lc Maybe Hunt Ham nn and and- There here Is music and singing Ing and ono one thing thing- and another in these waffle Joints Chelsea says and a stranger strangers is s naturally always looking for the waiter alter to come como along with a little shot of something or other in a tea cup but nothing over ever happens but waffles or Dr maybe maybo ham and eggs By ny and b by Chelsea says a guy Jets gets hep that he had to cat waffles wattles It if f he docs does not want to seem very pe peculiar peculiar pe- pe culiar r to people and the first thing he knows he Is full tuU of waffles and tion Lion I never neTer think I will live to see tho the day Chelsea says sas when San Francisco Francisco Francisco Fran Fran- cisco guys Us will be bo staggering in and out of oC waffle wano joints When I am a a. ayoung ayoung young youns- squirt I give this town Quite quito a alay play lay a couple of oC times Umes but bo ho o says say in those days daYA guys do not eat cat many waffles warnes In tho those c days das the main Idea Ideas Is s steam beer and dago red and Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chel Chel- sea says the chances are you will go goa a a. long ways before bHore you see a guy Cuy hurlIng hurling hurl burl ing waffles wattles Into himself But now h he says Bays prohibition comes to San Francl Francisco co the tho same asto as asto asto to everywhere else elso I and ono one and all turn to waffles wattles The old town does not seem the tho same Chelsea says because the highest speed a guy uy can reach on waffles is not half haIC the speed of a few tew scoops of good old steam This Goofy Leers Beers and arid I do not havo have a single powder last night he ho says a oa powder being Chelsca's Chelsea's way of saying a drink The Tho troubles with us he says SaD Is 1 3 we arc aro waffled warned half hatt to death |