Show Inspectors Inspector's Job Tob no Joke 1 4 4 h S J Mullins Relates' Relates Why i By James G. G I I l' l FICE of or Inspector of or police pollee Is Inspector U O no sinecure according to Angus J J. J who ho recently was appointed to that position for tor tho the second time during his service with the local po po- lIco department Somo Some people think this Job Is a Joke said Inspector jester jester- da day Id lIko to havo have some somo of or them here bore listening to all an tho the wild stories that are brought to me Tako this morning for Instance IJa Wedding Protection At o'clock a 3 big Bolshevist makes a request that I detail a n. patrolman patrolman patrol patrol- man at a a. wedding tomorrow night There may be some trouble hI ho lie explained ex ex- What you ou want Is a fight permIt permit permit per per- mit I told him I guess he ho expected to find a bunch of oC movie cops' cops on the Job over here and all that was wa necessary necessary sary raT was for triO rno to press pross the button and cl eight ht of ot the tho finest would pile out 10 of the back room on the double quick I Then at 9 o'clock a n. beautiful blonde wanted ranted a permit to purchase pl pistol tol ammunition For Por protection she sh ah ex explained explained explained ex- ex her reason My own opinion Is that sho she was going hunting Its It's leap leal year you know of I. I I. I nr And speaking of oC leap year that reminds me of oC the tho fellow that camo came in j I Just lust before lunch lunch studying studying to be a n detective ho he said saM n Ho lie wanted to ro ro- ro j II I port a caso case of oC to measure m mar mar- I e. Tho The woman ho he said had ro- ro re recently re-I re divorced her hor first or first fifty spouse When hen she aho hooked the tho present I sucker ho Ito asked her It If sho she wanted another marriage license or would site she I prefer to apply the mono money on turnS furni l ture In their ambition to reduce the II hlf MCA hight 1 cOt cost l of or living tho they merely merel erased Jones from tho the old oll license poetise and Inserted Smith I Inspector s Insisted that he lie rould could recite at least fifty such inci- inci incidents dents for each hour eight-hour day But I I the they como come so fast I cant can't remember halt half of ot them ho bo said I I |