Show O OI 0 I LETS LET'S GO GOO I Io O BY Dr GUNBOAT O. l HUDSON Universal Service Staff nL New York March Marcim S Tho S.-Tho Tho lads are arc at atIt atIt atIt It again Tho TIme six-day six bicycle race Is on All the boys were there thero at the opening and are arc expected to stay for tor forthe the big bit finish c mc c mcGovernor Governor E Edwards ads of r New Jersey who Is endeavoring to relieve America America Amer Amer- ica of or her recently acquired state of or throat trouble started the time race c d lh The ol 01 ho boy lioy more then n ma race AT lion lit lie put MM his John hancock han han- cock on the line lint T O 4 hc beer r rIn In JeMIe Jersey c c Although th the throng on that jammed tho the huge hug amphitheatre was painfully normal the governor o received anything but a sober re reception S Tho The lads gave ga him 10 per cent proof of or their admiration for tor him Je c i c A delegation of or lIght light fingered was on hand early carly anticipating a large evening As usual tho timo boys bos did good I for themselves considering the time fa fact t that quite a number of cops posted m. m h. h 1 th uy c Spanish Mulligan and Chicago o Spike Hennessy led tho the lads all oven evening only to be nosed out b by Dumbell and andI I Lefty efty Duffy Duct Mulligan and Hennessy finished at nt a a. total of eighteen overcoats overcoats over over- coats twenty six watches and thirty thirty- two stickpins while Dumbell and Duffy rolled up to the tape with twenty one overcoats o twenty seven watches thir thir- ty two ty-two two stickpins three mesh ba bags s an and a box of or cough coush drops c c Three of lime watches Matche owned h liy by Dunt- Dunt lieu hell and Duff fluffy Duffy r reported 10 to have turned green before the they Jot got them to toUncle toUncle toUncle Uncle c c Boston Bill Emory Emery 0 n considered one of ot the best story second men In th thy country and picked to win easily met with a serious accident early earh In the tIme evening which forced Coreed him o out t of the time race Emery Emco showed a true spirit of or gameness when shen he ime Insisted on finishing finishing finish finish- in ing but the decision of or the time house doctor doctor doc doe tor forbade his returning to the fearful grind rind The mann management ement sincerely re regrets regrets re- re grets the loss ions of or so eo noble an ath lete S 4 c Emery Emen dipped hi his rl right hand hantl Into a n woman's womans knitting bag on omm the Madison on avenue turn which result resulted d In a serious cut between the thumb and first finger It Is rumored that his hand struck a knitting needle Up until the time of ot the accident Emer Emery had more than a fair fall chance to win c The Tiie ron roughneck quartet enter enter- Continued on Following Page I LETS LET'S GO Continued 70 1 Pr Preceding Page Ie d for six nix bour without stop tol The tenor was n a trifle off u tone tont n at but this thin tins un an ally t-ally remedied bj L- menus of eel a I Mold to rough mc l- l olne ein uli traveled from pocket to I mouth sUh Ion I C I Several Se of or th the b boys s 's who ho didn't have colds also took a short swig as a n pre pre- measure J ff V- V f Sleeping sickness is In vogue ogue again No doctors required this time The cause CLuse effect and remedy rem are tire well well known b by one and all nil Wives WI made widows s 's to for a 3 week are already accustomed accustomed tomed tome to the absence of ot tho the other half of ot the tho matrimonial mistake Men fen who find no rest at Lt homo home take to the no noor of or the tho bicycle race and do their best flip Ip Van Winkle le look Jool like a a. smalltown smalltown small small- town sap t I Male Ille members rs of or the household who ho hosu su suddenly disappear no longer cause agony agon to their loved ones The little darlings know where here papa Is hiding I g This I It is about the time of or the year car when lh the bicycle fan goes oes on a hotdog and lemonade e diet I |