Show I Y Your our Returned I Gob Has No U Use e eI I Tub b bI I Wh Why do wives of ot returned Gobs own electrical washing machines r The Thc secret Is out A local electrical elec elec- electrical dealer ler claims that 93 98 per percent percent percent cent of or returned Gobs have havo bought machines for tor their wives because well you OU know when thc they Were aboard ship they had to do their o own n washing This same tamo dealer says tho the others either do their washing in the apartment minus tho the electrical machine or utilize the laundry laundr Talc Take It from rom a Gob ho knows When hen ho returned home ho or of his tattoo course wanted to show marks and anti his prowess 8 around a washtub when and mother were ucro bus busy with the Monday wash But Dut shooting steam In a pail pair at clothes Is different than rubbing up and down a brass corrugated washboard Ills HIR muscles hardened from tho the workout and incidentally incidental incidental- ly h his heart softened to think and ancl mother had to work so hard This settled It Its It's all tight for tor a Ch Gob b to rub and nd rub about a n tub but when It comes to wife its it's out of tho question |