Show Brunettes on OR ORThe The Wane Oh Hep I tI t S c By Vorda UarIa McCarty vol YOU must have heard that t tL L blondes aro are dying out This viiI Trill Please the tho brunettes You must have heard It because because- Hs H's Its It's jan j I an old one So far theres there's been nothIng nothing nothing noth noth- ing ing- to prove It except well except well thero there's i been nothing nothing- to prove It at all aU The survival of ot the fittest natural natural natural natu ral s selection and kindred phrases ba have e t pushed their way Into the argument rumont D But t where did they get gel on one No place Now we have havo something something- definite to work on We Wo know absolutely that the blondes are arc dying out We have It from th the best possible spokesman on the subject the Ue motion picture directors tors S 5 So The There 1 S The combined order met to talk It over It Jt seems and after two sessions emerged with sorrow in their voices and said The Tho day of or the blonde Is passing To cinch matters they had hada a notebook filled tilled with shiny new statistics sta sta- that left no room open for ar ar r- r Sump go So o there you have ha It Realizing Idealizing that a a. brunette 1 Is well Is-well well only a a. brunette but that a a. blonde has the makins' makins o of a Mary PIckford may Pickford-may- may maybe he be hethey they aro are doing all that can bo be ex expected cx- cx even cn of or motion picture directors tors tot This dearth of or goldilocks came to light lIs-ht last week when Kenneth McGaffey fo fey foy personal representative of or Mary Pickford stopped In Salt Lake Mr Ir McGaffey Is making a a. tour tout of or tho the continent continent con con- nt to get get- acquainted with Ith some of or Mary PIckford's friends However Mr admits ho he has bas his eye CO peeled for or blondes r Blonde Tak JI Better r Picture The blondo L takes cs a a. better better- moving picture than the brunette says Mr Ir McGaffey and d unless something Is 18 I done dono to conserve even Mr Tr rr McGaffey didn't think preserve would do the tho blondes of or the future futuro the progress of ol the motion picture Industry is liable to su suffer rt r. r Mr f McGaffey didn't say ay whether game laws laws' or government reserves reserves' I should bo be adopted |