Show P. P Diamond 1 D Dope 0 P I Today's For Forecast Jack Cook may arrive And then a again JI he may no not Spirits of ot Orpheus Orpheus' Th The Tho Pacific Toast coast league no now has the only signIng signing sign sign- In Ing umpire umpire In captivity William J. J Lord Byron former National league pop bottlo bottle target who was signed last week by President McCarthy to officiate officiate clate In the local loop is said to be some somo warbler Byron gained fame In tho big big- circuit by his unique method of or quelling quelling- riots among ball players When the tho angry clans gathered s around to protest tho Lord Jerked out his little whiskbroom whiskbroom whisk- whisk broom and as us ho carefully brushed the plate be he hummed the with words of or his own to suit tho occasion Tho The baffled battled athletes backed away in amazement and went on with tho the game heres here's hop hoping hopin n r that hut Salt Snit nl- nl does doc not affect hl pipes lilies an as It doer doc i the arms of ot certain Coast COlHt league pitchers Lay Xay off ort the trainer will be tho the motto of or the S Seattle players this year For woo to tho the bus busher her who has never ne been In the rain rainy city and knows not tho names of Its prominent figures For instance Chet McIntire l is a good name It also sl signifies to man a aIr 1 1 many Ir good o time d-time borer r and promoter e will train the Furthermore Oscar Ocar Io Koch b. b the ME bIt Seattle boxer will trill him It must be bo tough tous-h pound pounding in a n. beat In Havana now that It Is tho the wet oasis for thousands of natives naU of or orthe the great North American desert Tako Jocko Calva for Instance Jocko now captain of or police In dear old Havana Havana Ha Ha- vana Cuba wants to come coma back and an 2 play with tho the Seals Every year car about this time ho writes tho the same thing For the past three years ears he lie has been sending in his annual plea plea- Charley CharIe Graham has announced that If It Jocko can make enough to pa pay his bis fare tare to the Golden Gate ho will give Ivo him a ameal ameal ameal meal ticket at the training camp Bill Rodgers Is back in Sacramento after atter a tour of two months In tho the cast east In search of ot ball players Bill is not claiming a t. t pennant but he does docs promise to finish In the first division Ho Ire thinks Mule lule Watson atson and Roy nO- Mitchell the two pitchers ho lie grabbed will Insure that Catcher Cad Cady has been quoted a as saying that Watson atson would win fort forty games sames this year car That's quite a large order but If It the Mule lule delivers he will make it cas easy for Cor Walter Mails Malls Mitchell and tho other Sacramento Also the Mule will get Sot talked about quite a bit nod Rodgers ers says ho tried to get set Char Cliar- 1 and Joe Leonard Leonard Leon Leon- ard from Washington but tho the j iw lopes to land a High-class High third third baseman baseman and use use Bill Stumpf for Cor utility roles and then he will be bo all set act |