Show Mere Man Cause of Duel i- i 1 j tj Spinsters Counterattack Counterattacks I By Bv Whit Jut Burnett I I I CO DS take your posts S Tho duel Juel is ls on On tho right gentlemen n wo have the six fair air members or the Koyal al Ord Order r of or Spinsterhood headed beaded bv bs Miss L Christensen of or Nilson avenue And on the tho left and left and on th the wron wrong side I If you take tiko tho the word of or th the girls i for or It theres there's there's theres Torn Tom Scotchman Tom lorn TomIs lornIs Is Is a local loc tl champion and so far tiro ho only one who ho h has hags volunteered to defend tho the vanity of or his HC sex against the char charges es of or tho the members of or the lloyal Hoyal Order He became Incensed and everything a few CW days ago when ho lie read that six Ix of oC the city's young yount women had withdrawn withdrawn with with- I drawn nat flatly from Crom from Uio tiro society of ot men and md organized a a. hato hate cm cm club the purpose of which is to analyze and md study the malo male from a distance JU Jill Ie in ha He took his pen pon In hand and wrote Tote as follows sending a a copy to The Herald and another to the girls February 22 Z 1920 A da day upon which an m entire nation celebrates tho the birth of or aTo a MAN To the Royal Order of Spinsterhood Greetings You may talk with Hh all tIle the sages of ot the dimmest distant ages You may l Rather gather all the knowledge that thal they tau taught ht I I rut But ut to STOW grow to larger powers you ou must tabor labor many ma I To coerce from Mother Nature lature what I is sought Tho The astronomer who's seeking to explain ex cz- ex- ex plain a planets planet's keeping To tho the orbit that it follows through the tho year When hos ho's seeking for the proving pro of the tho law of or planets moving moving- Ho lio will use uso a telescope to bring ItI it I near nc r. r When a a. poet wise and witty socks seeks a a. subject for Cor a ditty dilly He must l know It quite completely when he writes For to write Wr-Ite a verso erso obscurely is to court disaster surely For lis knowledge o that Inspires the poets poet's flight night And when hen women sect seel th the flower or Um thorn of or manhood's power They must seek it in n the breast where it is bred brod For to move it from Crom its bower It If for lor only just an hour You 1 ou have o robbed it of ot its Us realness It is dead So sweet scientific maiden though your mind is s surd surely With a knowledge o of the tho the various men youve you've mot met Do not judge them than all perverted for or much youve you've flirted There are re men whom v.-hom you ou have hare never lever neverseen neverseen seen as yet et S Spinsters pirn torn Counter Attack Attack When tho Royal Order of oC SpInsterhood Spinsterhood Spinsterhood Spinster- Spinster hood organized it said No Xo man may interfere Which is tho the reason why wh the tho club members when the they receive Mr 11 Scotchman's Scotchmans Scotchmans Scotchman's Scotchmans Scotchman's Scotch Scotch- mans man's missive went Into a serious serious- minded executive session and broke broko out scandalously waving waving- the following answer and countercharge which tho they reckon ought to hold any man Your verbosity s u us your philosophy philosophy phil phil- confounds us With a question that arises in our I I thought thought- Has the granted gr approbation of ot the great men of or the tiro nation Not Nol resulted from tOm the tho things thins their taught To analyze the sages sa cs and anI tho the men o onil ot of nil all tho thu ages Women omen do not lIot need tho the telescope we w- find With their fain famous QUO reputations and their own 11 o exaggerations We can cn see eo thu tho then men without a brilliant bril mind So thou thou w wise se thud and witt witty member of or the egotistic cg vender sender Wo we 0 admit that all aU your login logis Is correct cor cor- Yet your judgment ment Is perverted pcr if It you think that wo we have flirted For our object was to study and dis dIs- sect |